‘Largest one-day political protest in U.S. history’ / ‘Big Tobacco’ moment / Robots’ bad week

‘Largest one-day political protest in U.S. history.’ That’s what columnist Dan Froomkin anticipates for Saturday’s No Kings rallies across the country.
 Here’s the deal for Chicago.
 Indivisible co-founder Ezra Levin to Rachel Maddow: “The day after No Kings, democracy won’t suddenly be saved. … So we need to build.”
 Shia Kapos at Politico: As Democrats continue to overperform in legislative races across the country, Illinois Republicans are getting the chills.

Thanks, war. Beginning next month, the U.S. Postal Service will slap an Iran war-driven 8% “fuel surcharge” on package delivery.
 The AP: At a Pentagon Christian service, Defense Secretary Hegseth prayed for “overwhelming violence … against those who deserve no mercy.”
 States Newsroom: As the war drives up fuel prices, the EPA will let gas stations to sell a blended fuel containing 15% ethanol—usually barred in many Midwest states over the summer to cut smog.
 The Tribune: A new global survey concludes that wildfires, dust storms and traffic made Chicago the nation’s third-most polluted major U.S. city last year.

‘A gift of grift.’ It’s a soft landing for former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn, who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about his Russian ties.
 Former AP D.C. bureau chief Ron Fournier: “Trump pardoned Flynn as part of the bogus claim that the Department of Justice’s investigation into Russia’s attempt to manipulate the 2016 election was a hoax. Now, for his self-inflicted trouble, Flynn will receive $1.2 million from the Trump administration.”

Social media’s ‘Big Tobacco’ moment. That’s how The New York Times (gift link) sees a pair of jury verdicts against Facebook parent Meta and Google’s YouTube for harms to kids using their services.
 David Dayen at The American Prospect: “Their goodwill with the public has dissipated; their ability to buy off public officials has limited reach; and their attempts to transfer the fortunes they made on their platforms to the next generation of technology may become mired in a sea of litigation.”
 The verdicts were victories for parents who contend the companies failed to protect young users. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Columnist Jill Filipovic: “Meta and YouTube went into this case believing they would easily win. They did not read the room.”
 Columnist and lawyer Mitch Jackson sees it as just a wrist slap: “Meta and YouTube were found negligent for addicting a child to their platforms. A jury made them pay $6 million, which is about what Meta earns every 11 minutes.”
 Coming to YouTube: A Jeopardy! spinoff.

R.I.P., ‘Metaverse.’ Facebook’s laid off 700 workers at Facebook and its virtual reality division.

Hospital down. Oak Park’s West Suburban Medical Center is closing “temporarily,” amid what it calls a financial “crisis.”
 A hospital employee tells the Sun-Times: “We are having patients coming in and saying, ‘What do I do?’ … I don’t have anything to tell them.”

‘We will fight to preserve the raises of tipped workers.’ Mayor Johnson’s vetoed a City Council plan to cancel an increase in the minimum wage for those employees …
 … but, as restaurant owners complain that increase is hurting business, the council’s considering a veto override.

‘A terrible blow at a time when anti-Jewish hate is on the rise.’ A council member mourns the resignation of a member of the city’s human relations commission …
 … amid what the Sun-Times calls concerns that Johnson’s team tried “to whitewash a long-awaited report that was supposed to focus solely on antisemitism.”
 H Kapp-Klote at The Chicago 312 newsletter: Rahm Emanuel’s top donor and Obama Foundation board member Michael Sacks “would like you to know he’s the real victim here.”

‘The central question remains: Where did the gunfire originate?’ As the White Sox launch another baseball season, the Tribune says the end may be near for a legal fight over a shooting in the team’s bleachers.
 Two people were in custody in connection with the Tuesday afternoon shooting and killing near the United Center of a longtime developer and contractor with offices in the neighborhood.
 Columnist Eric Zorn: “Can we extract meaning from the horrible, heartbreaking murder on the lakefront? Immigration hawks say yes, but the answers are not clear.”

Hail, baseball! Chicago’s forecast today raised the prospect of tornadoes and a fresh batch of large hail …
 … which could make Opening Day for the Cubs, um, interesting.
 But, hey, Chicago’s new “Abolish ICE” snowplow’s ready for action.

Not the worst thing that ever happened to Abe. Artifacts that a historian and collector of Abraham Lincoln memorabilia sold to Illinois’ Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum are seemingly now on the auction block—again.
 See ’em here.

Robots’ bad week. Make that two food delivery robots that have smashed into Chicago bus shelters this week.
 A City Council member: “It’s hard for this technology to operate safely in the city of Chicago.”
 General Motors has begun testing self-driving “eyes-off” cars in Michigan and California.

Need an internet router? Good luck upgrading your setup now that the Trump administration has banned imports of foreign-made, consumer-level devices to share a single internet connection with all your wired and wireless gadgets.
 Since that’s just about all of them, The Verge’s Sean Hollister sees this as another goof by “Brendan Carr, known dummy and anti-consumer FCC chairperson.”
 Apple’s out with upgrades for its things’ operating systems.

How’re we lookin’? We’ve been messing around under the hood of the Chicago Public Square website coding. Poke around and holler if anything’s amiss.
 Your suggestions for improvement of Square’s look and feel—on the web or in email—are always welcome here.
 Mike Braden made this edition better.

‘Mar-a-Lago is vulnerable’ / ‘War on wind’ / A Elbereth Colbertiel!

‘If Mar-a-Lago is vulnerable, imagine what’s possible.’ That’s a Democratic party strategist’s reaction to news that a Democrat yesterday flipped a state legislative district seat representing Donald Trump’s Florida home.
 North Carolina’s Trump-endorsed state Senate leader—that state’s top conservative architect—lost a primary race to a challenger he’d outspent by more than 40-to-1.
 ABC News alumnus Terry Moran: A phrase tossed off by a Supreme Court justice during arguments over whether Mississippi may count mail-in ballots that are postmarked by Election Day but arrive up to five business days later exposes a majority “that no longer seems to trust the people it serves.”

Flying? The Sun-Times breaks down what we know about wait times at Chicago airports during the Homeland Security funding shutdown.
 The Daily Show’s Josh Johnson on ICE’s airport security role: “You’re telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing? Well, then, it’s my honor to present the award for most improved agency.”
 Investigative reporter Ken Klippenstein: A leaked database shows ICE paying off local cops to do their bidding …
 … but not in Illinois.
 Broadview’s mayor is demanding the closure of ICE’s detention facility there—and reimbursement of $700,000 for the costs it’s imposed on government and businesses.
 The anonymously-bylined What Did Donald Trump Do Today? blog: The swearing-in ceremony for Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin “exposed loyalty over competence.”

What’s in the box? Trump’s unexplained boast that Iran has given him “a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money” has people wondering:
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich calls on Trump to level with the American people: “Was this ‘present’ from Iran a big wooden rabbit on wheels?

‘The one claiming to be a global superpower would have already gotten out of this mess if it could.’ Updating coverage: After the Iranian military mocked Trump’s talk of a ceasefire, Iran is reportedly rejecting his “15-point” ceasefire proposal. (Or is it 13?)
 Popular Information: “After sending billions to Kushner and Trump, Saudis lobby to escalate Iran war.”
 Economist Paul Krugman: “People close to Trump are trading based on national secrets.”
 Former Republican Illinois Lt. Gov. Bob Kustra: Trump’s war masks his support of Vladimir Putin.

‘War on wind.’ Krugman again: The Trump administration “remains deeply committed to killing renewable energy … and increasing America’s reliance on fossil fuels.”
 Under Trump, the U.S. will pay a French company $1 billion to abandon plans for two East Coast wind farms—instead to invest in oil and gas projects …
 … even as Trump’s war raises gas prices and more in Chicago.
 Columnist Neil Steinberg objects to the president’s co-opting of Chicago’s controversy over Christopher Columbus’ role in U.S. history: “It was as if the president had issued an executive order banning ketchup on hot dogs, not to give him any ideas.”

When a CTA platform gets dangerous. Axios’ Monica Eng offers three tips for commuters who find themselves in worrying scenarios.
 A 15-year-old Chicago girl’s death Saturday night in a hit-and-run involving an e-scooter is sparking new questions about a lack of age restrictions for their rental.

Tech trouble. A Serve Robotics food delivery robot crashed through the glass wall of a Chicago bus shelter this week.
 A ZDNET editor cracked open cheap electronics charging gadgets from Temu: “It was worse than I expected—loose wires, sketchy lumps of steel and other suspicious findings.”

Papers shredded. Press Gazette: Of the nation’s biggest newspapers, 24 of 25 saw print circulations fall last year …
 … none more than the Jeff Bezos-compromised Washington Post.

Unrelated items.
 Under the leadership of MAGAriffic Bari Weiss, CBS Evening News is on track for its lowest-rated first quarter this century.
 City Cast’s Emily Mack has concocted a quiz about rats—on which your Chicago Public Square columnist scored a mousey 2/5.

A Elbereth Colbertiel! Stephen Colbert and his son are writing a new Lord of the Rings movie …
 … because he’ll have some time on his hands after May.

Thanks. Mike Braden made this edition better. 

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