Colbert for president? / ICE under heat / CNN founder dead

Colbert for president?
In an interview recorded in Chicago and broadcast last night, former President Barack Obama told Stephen Colbert the notion’s not so absurd: “You could perform significantly better than some folks that we’ve seen.”
 Obama said Donald Trump’s upending of the unwritten rules of the presidency means “we’re going to have to do some work to return to this basic norm, and we probably now have to codify it.”
 He also gave Colbert a tour of the new Obama Presidential Center in Chicago—the first tickets to which went on sale today.
 After a sequel to his wastepaper basketball face-off with Obama, Colbert remains undefeated.
 Meanwhile: Late-night hosts were appalled by Trump’s behavior before kids visiting the White House.

 … and set the stage for an Ohio Senate race that could prove critical for control of the U.S. Senate.
 CNN’s takeaway: “Trump gets revenge.”
 Democrats won a special election securing control of Michigan’s Senate for now.
 The American Prospect expects Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman to “go full Benedict Arnold” and turn Republican—because his support for Trump has doomed any 2028 re-election campaign as a Democrat.
 Contrarian columnist Jennifer Weiss-Wolf: A federal appeals court ruling proves that “abortion is on the ballot this November.”
 Your Local Epidemiologist: “Regardless of what happens in courts, American women have access to the same lesser-known option that changed everything in Brazil. Most don’t know it exists.”

Who’s who in the Epstein photos? Decoherence Media’s published the Epstein Photo Network, “the highest-quality publicly available facial recognition interface to the Epstein Library,” identifying more than 400 people in photos released by the government—170 of whom haven’t been cited before.
 It’s searchable by name and professional or social circles here.
Poynter’s Kristen Hare says her favorite Pulitzer this year went to Miami Herald reporter Julie K. Brown for “her groundbreaking reporting in 2017 and 2018 that exposed Jeffrey Epstein’s systematic abuse of young women.”
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich asks: “What kind of shithole country wastes a billion taxpayer dollars on a gaudy Epstein Dance Hall?”

ICE under heat. Illinois State Police have launched an investigation of last September’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement-involved fatal shooting in Franklin Park.
 A woman fired as an immigration judge in Chicago is suing, accusing the Trump administration of firing her for her previous work as an advocate for immigrants—and for her race and gender.
 News from the States: Homeland security has hit a Cuban landscaper in Arizona with a $1.8 million fine just for being in the U.S.—even though immigration officials two years ago told him he had a valid green card.
 The Sun-Times: Cinco de Mayo in Chicago went parade-less and was generally “really slow” in Chicago.
 Nieman Lab:The Intercept didn’t just publish a story about ICE—it drove it around.”
 Borderless: As ICE fears escalated, Chicago teachers worked off the clock to help students move past fear.
 Law professor Joyce Vance: Two motions in the government’s lawsuit against the Southern Poverty Law Center show “the government's indictment is in trouble.”

‘A bakery that didn’t exist.’ A claim for $41,000 in pandemic relief cash has made a Chicago cop the department’s third officer to be charged with defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program.
 A Cook County official overseeing taxpayer complaints has been found not guilty of drunk driving in 2024.
 Headed to the full Chicago City Council over Mayor Johnson’s opposition: A ban on “sweepstakes” gambling machines.

‘If they don’t agree, the bombing starts.’ That was Trump’s threat to Iran today if it doesn’t open the oil-essential Strait of Hormuz.
 Wonkette’s Marcie Jones: The ceasefire in Iran “sure involves lots of firing.”
 Columnist Mary Geddry: “The ceasefire has missiles now.”
 Popular Information: The war’s real cost in its first 60 days is $47 billion more than the Trump administration’s accounting.
 Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link) traces a dearth of antiwar protests on college campuses back 56 years ago this week to “what began with the Kent State Massacre.”

Hard time for hard drives. 404 Media reports that the AI boom’s needs have rocketed upward the price of solid-state drives, hard drives and other types of storage …
 … putting the squeeze on the most important archiving projects in the history of the internet, including the Internet Archive …
 … repository for, among other things, the Chicago Public Square podcast series.
 Settling a lawsuit over its failure to deliver on promises of AI capabilities it never delivered, Apple’s agreed to a class action settlement that could send customers up to $95 per device.

A year of Leo. The Tribune (gift link) reviews the Chicago pope’s first year in office.
 The New York Times (another gift link): The pope had to call customer service, but “Spoiler alert: There was no miracle.”

CNN founder dead. Ted Turner’s gone at 87.
 Rupert Murdoch’s son James—the liberal one—is eyeing Vox Media, including New York magazine and a podcast division that hosts Kara Swisher’s show.
 The Times (another gift link) faces a federal lawsuit accusing it of discriminating against a white guy.
 Former Chicago TV news executive Jennifer Schulze: Bari Weiss’ CBS News takeover is “a train wreck, calamity, crisis, sinking ship and disaster.”
 Surprise: The Chicago-based show The Bear yesterday dropped a prequel episode on Hulu.

‘To Tell the Truth: The Future of Local Media.’
That’s the title of a discussion your Square publisher will moderate Saturday afternoon—free tickets for which you can register in advance.
 On the panel, among others: Journalists with Axios and Block Club.
 Also: Refreshments!

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 Harry Politis and Mike Braden made this edition better.

Big Tuesday / ‘War on Black America’ / ‘Terrifyingly upbeat’

Big Tuesday. Updating coverage: It’s primary day in Michigan, Ohio and Indiana …
 … and NOTUS sees it as “a turning point in the election cycle. By tomorrow, we’ll know a lot about what comes next.”
 Among things to watch: Donald Trump’s campaign to punish Republicans who haven’t drunk all the Kool-Aid.
 Pod Save America cohost Dan Pfeiffer: “Trump turned his ballroom into a midterm gift for Democrats.”
 Mark Jacob at Stop the Presses: “Let’s be optimistic—but not too optimistic. … Special elections have scared the hell out of Republicans.”
 The Justice Department’s suing Illinois for access to its (your) complete, unredacted voter registration database.
 The New York Times (gift link): Trump’s administration is demanding the names of Georgia’s 2020 election workers.
 Wonkette’s Gary Legum channels the acting attorney general: “Check my ID or I, Todd Blanche, will unleash the wrath of the United States government on your restaurant.”

‘Another day, another batshit speech.’ Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: Trump “brags about pointing at a squirrel.”
 Trump’s boast that “I’m the only president to take a cognitive test” prompted this question from Jon Stewart: “Why do you think that is?
 Journalism monitor Margaret Sullivan condemns the media’s double standard in covering Trump: “Call it normalizing, sane-washing or giving him the benefit of the doubt. It doesn’t serve the public.”
 Former Chicago television news executive Jennifer Schulze warns that “local TV news is vanishing.”

‘War on Black America.’ MS NOW’s Rachel Maddow last night devastatingly detailed the Trump administration’s efforts to rid the nation of “the multiracial democracy that our Constitution is supposed to protect” …
 … including an end to federal contracts’ explicit ban on “segregated facilities” (March 20 link).
 See her segment here.
 Seizing on the Supreme Court’s regressive ruling, Tennessee Republicans have convened a special session to slice up that state’s only House district held by a Democrat. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Veteran journalist Dan Rather: “Racism is alive and unwell. My front row seat to history helped me understand America’s complicated racist history.”

Trump vs. Leo—again. As his Catholic secretary of state planned to meet with the pope, the president took another false swipe at the church’s Chicago-born leader.
 A number of reports say Russia’s president, Vladimir Putin—increasingly fearing for his life—has taken to living in bunkers.

‘Powerful coverage.’ For its documentation of “the Trump administration’s militarized immigration sweep” of Chicago, the Pulitzer Prize board has awarded the Tribune the prize for local reporting.
 Sadly for democracy, the capstone of that reporting, “64 days in Chicago: The story of Operation Midway Blitz,” remains behind a paywall—but here’s a gift link.
 The Washington Post won the public service prize—in part for reporting by a journalist whose home was later raided by the FBI.
 The fiction Pulitzer went to Evanston’s Daniel Kraus for what the board calls “a breathless novel of World War I … that blends such … allegory, magical realism and science fiction.”
 Poynter’s Tom Jones: A guy left ESPN to launch a podcast that won a Pulitzer.

Trump’s Uno goof. Stephen Colbert notes the president’s social media boast that he has “all the cards” in the Iran war displays a fundamental misunderstanding of how that card game works.
 As Colbert’s show approaches its finale later this month, one of its longtime writers and cast members, Chicago-area native Brian Stack, reviews his three decades in late-night TV.
 Almost half a century after the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati made its debut, Cincinnati has an actual WKRP Radio.

‘We’re not lion about being understaffed.’ That was one of the protest signs on display as Brookfield Zoo workers went on strike.
 More than a hundred University of Chicago Press workers have formed a union.

Good news on health. Your Local Epidemiologist offers a handful of reasons to be cheerful.
 Citing an expiring lease and high levels of theft and violence, Walgreens is closing its only store in Chicago’s Chatham neighborhood …
 … triggering protests of the region’s growing “pharmacy desert.”
 Block Club: Since the end of a pandemic ban on evictions, Cook County landlords have filed for more than 40,000 of ’em.

 USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke is asking readers to explain cruises’ appeal: “As much as I hear about people loving to go … I also hear about cruises that swiftly devolve into the basic starting scenario of most zombie movies.”

‘Terrifyingly upbeat.’ That was reader Benjy Blenner’s T-shirt-worthy take on yesterday’s edition of Chicago Public Square …
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