Weather woes / Hospital recovering? / Happy Tax Day

Sorry for that delay. Yesterday’s Chicago Public Square arrived late because of a still-unexplained Mailchimp outage. Fingers crossed you’re getting this edition on time.

Weather woes. Brace today for what one meteorologist calls “relentless rain” in Chicago …
 … a day after a number of suburbs heard tornado sirens …
 … and Wisconsin and Iowa experienced tornadoes and big hail.
 Axios’ Monica Eng shares tips for driving through flooded streets.

Turning Point’s turning point? Wonkette: “JD Vance tried to do a Turning Point USA event at the University of Georgia, and … nobody showed up, not even Erika Kirk,” the founder’s widow.
 Vance told the largely empty venue, “It’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology” (New York Times gift link).
 As The Daily Show’s Ronnie Chieng paraphrased: “Get over it, snowflakes. Where in the Trump Bible does it say you can’t worship false idols?
 Columnist Neil Steinberg offers an explanation for Donald Trump’s feud with Pope Leo: “There is no Congress. No courts. No law. No pope. He is the pope.”
 A Tribune editorial says Chicago’s archdiocese owes parishioners more information on the financial scandal that prompted an Evanston pastor’s removal.

Current event. Citing a recent Supreme Court decision narrowing the scope of federal bribery law, a federal appeals court has ordered release and a new trial for former Commonwealth Edison CEO Anne Pramaggiore and longtime Springfield lobbyist Mike McLain, who were convicted of bribing ex-House Speaker Mike Madigan.
 Law Dork Chris Geidner: Two Trump appeals court appointees have blocked a lower court from considering criminal contempt for the Trump administration in connection with flights that carried Venezuelan migrants to El Salvador.

Hospital recovering? Oak Park’s abruptly shuttered West Suburban Medical Center has resumed some services …
 … as its owner and landlord duke it out in court.

‘Do you support the right of individuals and organizations, including state contractors, to boycott, divest and sanction Israel?’ That potential ballot question, up for discussion at Oak Park Township’s annual meeting last night, drew a crowd so large that the meeting had to be postponed.
 The Associated Press: Israeli strikes in Lebanon have killed children far from the conflict’s front lines.
 Also from the AP: “The Arab American community that helped propel Trump is now grappling with Iran war’s fallout.”

Gone in a Snap. Snapchat’s parent company is cutting 1,000 jobs as it faces what its CEO calls “a crucible moment.”
 Same number of cuts at Disney.
 7-Eleven plans to close 645 stores this year.
 If United and American airlines merge, an industry watchdog tells the Tribune (gift link) “it would be very bad for competition in Chicago.”
 A George Washington University law professor sees the antitrust implications as “hopeless … no amount of divestitures would fix it.”

‘You keep eliminating jobs, who’s going to buy your goods?’ Labor leaders rallied in Springfield yesterday to oppose legislation allowing pilot programs for driverless vehicles.
 Block Club: In an ad posted at the scene of the accident, “Food Delivery Robot Says Sorry For Smashing Bus Shelter.”
 In her final report as Chicago’s inspector general, Deborah Witzburg cites a fresh roundup of problematic city government behavior—including alcohol consumption on the clock at the Aviation Department.

‘Trump’s litigation extortion machine.’ Public Notice columnist Lyz Dye on the death of the president’s “trollsuit” against The Wall Street Journal: Newspapers and others he targets “are forced to spend hundreds of thousands on lawyers, schlep down to Florida, and endure months of stress and uncertainty. And that is the entire point of this exercise.”
 The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette has dodged death—with acquisition by the nonprofit that owns the online startup Baltimore Banner.

Happy Tax Day. Discounts abound as retailers hope to lure some business from harried—or relieved—taxpayers.

If you love this Windy City,
Prove it with a rhyme that’s witty.
For a special edition dedicated to Chicago, Poetry magazine is soliciting poems from people born and/or raised in the city or those who’ve lived here for at least seven years—not necessarily continuous years.
 The deadline’s May 15. Here’s how to submit.
 The “Illinois Voices 250” project invites people to record their Illinois stories—remotely or in-person—to mark the nation’s 250th anniversary.
 Share yours here.
 Speaking of the Fourth of July: Navy Pier’s promising its biggest fireworks show ever.
 Returning to The Daily Show, Illinois-born Nick Offerman ripped into Trump’s 250th plans for the U.S.

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‘Lunatic,’ ‘clearly insane’ / ‘Poll porn’ / Hatches battened, please

‘Lunatic,’ ‘clearly insane.’ The New York Times (gift link) reports that President Trump’s former allies and advisers are increasingly questioning his mental health …
 … and his longest-serving White House chief of staff in the first term “came to the conclusion that he was mentally ill.”
 Press Watch columnist Dan Froomkin cheers the Times “for finally writing and publishing the article a lot of us have been calling for”—but adds: “You are not done with … one of the biggest political stories of all time. It’s your beat now. Own it.”
 Former Tribune editor Mark Jacob: “Cancel the White House Correspondents’ Dinner … and avoid the certainty that … members would be forever remembered as suck-ups to a dictator.”

‘Trump’s God complex is truly out of hand.’ Demolishing the president’s assertion that the image of himself as Jesus was instead “me as a doctor,” columnist Eric Zorn celebrates some of the parodies.
 Everyone is entitled to my own opinion proprietor Jeff Tiedrich: “Donny posted … AI slop of himself tarted up as Jesus, and then—shocker of shockers!—got dogpiled by his own normally-loyal evangelicals, who were outraged that Dear Leader would ever do such a thing, causing Donny to delete the post and try to pretend it never happened.”
 The hapless vice president tried to pass it off as “a joke” …
 … adding that Chicago-born Pope Leo should stay out of U.S. politics (another Times gift link).
 Even Illinois’ Republican candidate for governor, Darren Bailey, has a problem with the president: “Trump mocking a Chicago-born Pope and posting himself as Jesus Christ is wrong.”
 USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke snarks: “All President Trump and I want is a pope who’s tough on crime. … A pope who, if he comes across a person with close ties to a notorious child sex trafficking ring, a person who was previously found liable for sexual abuse, leaps into action.”
 Jimmy Kimmel: “What does the pope have to do with crime? … This is what happens when you sell Bibles instead of reading them.”
 Jon Stewart last night agreed with what your Chicago Public Square columnist had been saying all day: Trump’s “patient” in that post looks like Stewart.
 Stewart’s pal Stephen Colbert concurred.
 Appearing with Colbert last night, Chicago guy Nick Offerman recalled the development of his friendship with fellow Chicago guy Jeff Tweedy: “We are in love, and he just doesn’t know it yet.”
 Colbert also offered a clue to his post-Late Show plans: “I think I’m goin’ home” to what might be “the reddest state in the Union.”

‘Poll porn.’ Wonkette’s Evan Hurst sees Democrats “getting closer and closer” to taking the Senate.
 But the party’s down in the House, as scandal-scarred Rep. Eric Swalwell of California resigns …
 … although Republican Tony Gonzales of Texas is also quitting in disgrace. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)

‘Conservative media’s favorite Chicago Democrat.’ Block Club: As Southwest Side neighbors were targeted or hid in their homes, City Council member Ray Lopez “repeatedly defended Trump’s immigration roundups.”
 A Trib editorial (gift link) calls out Homeland Security boss Markwayne Mullin: “Keep the nation’s customs and immigration laws in place at O’Hare.”

 In a new study of police staffing, City That Works columnist Richard Day sees an opportunity to put 600 more cops on the city’s streets.
 Also advancing in the council: The city’s first cab fare hike in a decade.

Hatches battened, please. The Chicago area this afternoon could see another round of tornadoes and hail.
 NBC 5 meteorologist Alicia Roman sees “all weather hazards at play.”

‘The internet’s most powerful archiving tool is in peril.’ Wired warns that major news outlets are cutting off the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine …
 … where, coincidentally, a Chicago-based music fan’s astonishing 10,000 concert recordings—including early performances by artists such as R.E.M., The Cure, The Pixies, The Replacements and more have been posted for the public to enjoy (and where much of your Square columnist’s audio career has also been preserved).

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