‘An image that will knock you sideways’ / ‘Too stupid even for him’ / ‘In Memoriam: CBS News’

‘An image that will knock you sideways.’ Handbasket columnist Marisa Kabas on the Twin Cities under attack: “As snow falls, an elderly man wearing nothing but blue boxers and white Crocs with his hands restrained behind his back is forced out of his home by ICE agents.”
 He was in fact a U.S. citizen, arrested in front of his young grandson and held for nearly an hour in freezing weather before he was released without an apology.
 St. Paul’s mayor is “livid.”
 The St. Paul Pioneer Press: Hours after ABC News ran a story about a St. Paul toy store* that has been distributing free whistles for citizens to alert neighbors of immigration enforcement activity, ICE agents were at the door.
 The Justice Department’s considering criminal charges against former CNN anchor Don Lemon, who livestreamed a Sunday protest at a St. Paul church whose pastor is a top ICE official.

Your tax dollars at work. The AP: Billions in President Trump’s spending cuts across the federal government are funding the massive increase in ICE’s budget.
 In a surprise performance Saturday in New Jersey, Bruce Springsteen memorialized slain Minneapolis woman Renee Good and echoed Minneapolis’ mayor—telling ICE, “Get the fuck out.”

‘We have no choice but to be in the streets.’ As Chicago shivered under some of the season’s coldest weather, anti-ICE protesters marched from the Water Tower to Trump Tower.
 After a slight warmup midweek, temperatures are headed back toward zero by Friday. (Photo: A Chicago Public Square reader.)
 Your Local Epidemiologist: Measles is off to an ugly start.
 A 3.8 magnitude earthquake rattled South-Central Illinois around 1 a.m.

‘Basic questions about the use of military force and the meaning of peace.’ Without naming Trump, Chicago Cardinal Blase Cupich and other U.S. Catholic leaders denounced the president’s assault on Venezuela and his coveting of Greenland.
 Cupich elaborated last night with MS NOW’s Rachel Maddow—a self-described “kid who got kicked out of CCD [Confraternity of Christian Doctrine].”

‘This is too stupid even for him.’ That’s Trump’s niece Mary’s reaction to a letter the president sent to Norway’s prime minister, whining/threatening about his failure to get the Nobel Peace prize—or control of Greenland …
 The New York Times (gift link) has the texts between Trump and the prime minister. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Times White House correspondent Peter Baker: After a century of defending other countries from foreign aggression, the United States is now positioned as an imperial power trying to seize another nation’s land.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Other countries are now lecturing us to get our shit together.”
 Seth Meyers: “‘You didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize, so now I have to invade another country is an insane thing to say.”
 The Daily Beast: Trump early today continued his “deranged posting frenzy.”
 Reviewing the president’s social media posts during this first year of his second term, the AP concludes that he’s signed off his social media posts 242 times with the catchphrase “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
 Economist Paul Krugman: “What is incontrovertible is that he’s deeply unwell and rapidly getting sicker.”

Meanwhile … The Washington Post reports Trump’s Justice Department is considering weakening federal gun regulations.
 As the overwhelming majority of federal files on dead sex offender—and Trump pal—Jeffrey Epstein remain unreleased, that anonymous group of resistance artists known as “The Secret Handshake” has posted a massive replica of Trump’s birthday note to Epstein on the National Mall.

Hey, Chicago—want your parking meters back? Mayor Johnson’s reportedly considering buying back the whole shebang from the company that predatorily jacked up prices …
 … under a 2008 deal that, as the Sun-Times puts it, Chicagoans love to hate.

‘In Memoriam: CBS News, 1927 - 2026.’ Columnist Charlotte Clymer calls it.
 60 Minutes finally got around to airing that story.
 Columnist Mary Geddry: “The delay effectively tested whether an administration can control coverage simply by refusing to participate.”

Square mailbag. Taking issue with Friday’s link to an American Prospect column in which Harold Meyerson (no relation) called Trump “the 21st-century version of Attila or Genghis Khan,” reader Elizabeth Austin responded: “I consider this an insult to Attila and Genghis.”
 Ross Martinek writes: Comparing Trump to Genghis Khan is extremely unfair—to Genghis. … Now if you want to compare him to Hitler, you are spot on. … You can bet that Trump and his cronies know history, and are taking their playbook from the man who wrote Mein Kampf.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah … We’ve spent a lot of time teasing you about the arrival of the 2,000th edition of Chicago Public Square. That was before we did the actual counting. It’s coming—but not before Square’s ninth anniversary next week. Special announcements will follow. Stay tuned.
Mike Braden made this edition better.

* A delightful place, once visited by your Square columnist.

‘Attila, Genghis Khan, Trump’ / Chicagoans behaving badly / Quizzes!

Chicago Public Square will take Monday off. See you here Tuesday.

‘Attila, Genghis Khan, Trump.’ Harold Meyerson (no relation) at The American Prospect says Donald Trump “is the 21st-century version of Attila or Genghis Khan, heading a horde that is defined by an exterminationist loathing of cities and all that they stand for and promote.”
 The Prospect’s Ryan Cooper sees an “ethnic cleansing campaign in Minneapolis. Every part of this illegal, violent occupation is based on lies.”
 Wired (behind a paywall): “ICE can kill with impunity. Over the past decade, U.S. immigration agents have shot and killed more than two dozen people. Not a single agent appears to have faced criminal charges.”
 Law Dork Chris Geidner: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem yesterday asserted that “virtually anyone in the U.S.” could face a Kavanaugh stop—named for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s endorsement of a law enforcement practice in which federal agents can detain a person based on their perceived ethnicity, spoken language or occupation.
 Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “You know what Americans aren’t talking about very much today after Trump’s threat to … invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota? They aren’t talking a lot about the fact that the Department of Justice has released less than 1% of the Epstein files.”
 The AP: The Trump administration’s erased centuries of Justice Department experience.

Twin Cities terror. Video caught a U.S. citizen on her way to a medical appointment in Minneapolis being dragged out of her car and detained by immigration officers.
 The New York Times presents a millisecond-by-millisecond analysis of newly available video of an ICE agent’s killing of Renee Good …
 …. who newly released records show was shot three times—twice in the chest and once in the forearm.
 Columnist/cartoonist Jack Ohman: “Trump’s attempts to blame Renee Good for her own killing are a bridge too far.”
 The Minnesota Reformer surveys the ICE arrests you’re not seeing.
 The Atlantic (gift link) shares photos: “Minneapolis neighborhoods vs. ICE.”
 Law prof Joyce Vance says all of this forces the question: “Is there a deliberate effort to provoke protestors into acts of violence?
 Poynter ethics chief Kelly McBride: This moment in history will be defined by what reporters and private citizens choose to record.

Dingus of the week. Lyz Lenz’s pick: Nick Shirley, “the ferret who … made a bunch of videos alleging fraud at Somali-run daycares in Minnesota.”
 Chicago TV news veteran Jennifer Schulze says Shirley’s no journalist: “There is a straight line from Nick Shirley’s viral video about alleged fraud at Somali-run daycare centers in Minneapolis to the shooting death of 37-year Renee Good.”

‘If they missed the fact that I was an anti-ICE journalist who didn’t fill out her paperwork, what else might they be missing?’ A Slate reporter who set out simply to learn what it was like to apply to be an ICE agent was surprised to get offered the job.
 Columnist and ex-Illinois U.S. Rep. Marie Newman: “We want congressional phone lines ringing off the hook with constituents demanding … restrictions on ICE and Border Patrol.”
 Author and former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Tell your members of Congress not to vote for the DHS spending bill unless it stipulates that ICE be disarmed.”
 Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): Economic boycotts are melting ICE—“but we can do more.”

‘Well-known steps toward autocracy.’ The Conversation: The FBI search of Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson’s home this week pushes the U.S. closer to the edge.
 The paper’s owner, Amazon founder and Trump enabler Jeff Bezos, has been silent on the raid.
 Democracy Docket: “Trump told us how he really feels about the midterms. … ‘We shouldn’t even have an election.’”

Trump takes the prize. Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has given the president her Nobel Peace Prize medal.
 She told Fox Newshe deserves it.”
 Columnist Charlie Madigan: “It is gold and garish. Perfect for the president.”
 Jimmy Kimmel’s offering Trump any award that Kimmel’s won—if he gets his goons out of Minnesota.
 Meanwhile, PBS—or at least its social media team—has embraced Kimmel’s proposed new slogan: “We’re still here, bitch.”

Chicagoans behaving badly. Among hundreds of inspector general investigations of city workers: At least two cops who got fraudulent pandemic loans.
 Former DePaul University players and an ex-Bull have been charged in a scheme to rig NCAA and Chinese Basketball Association games.

Calling all quiz whizzes. The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel, has crafted a challenge that again puts your Chicago Public Square columnist back in the ol’ 75% hole. Can you do better?
 A 5/5 here on City Cast’s Chicago-centric news quiz.
 But … ahem.

‘We all remember a world before Wikipedia.’ A Tribune editorial somewhat grudgingly wishes it a happy 25th birthday.
 Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg observes the passage of Google parent Alphabet’s market capitalization past $4 trillion by trying to relate that number to something on a human scale.
 Were you hit by Verizon’s service outage this week? Expect a $20 refund.
 Would you like to have a celebrity—dead or alive—read you the news, or a book … or, well, anything? You can do that now.

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