Dead last / ‘Trumpian evil’ / Know Your Rights: The comic book

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Dead last. In the aftermath of funeral home scandals, WBEZ reports that, compared to other states, Illinois is lousy at oversight of the industry—the only state without an agency monitoring such businesses at their physical locations.
 The Tribune (gift link): Police say that, two years before corpses were found decaying at South Side funeral home, the owners left bodies decomposing in a van.

What took so long? Axios reports that Chicago’s Northeastern Illinois University on Chicago’s North Side is now the state’s first public university to offer an artificial intelligence major …
 … even as Chicago School Board candidates split on AI’s role in the classroom.
 TidBITS columnist Adam Engst: “AI is democratizing development again.”
 Anti-data center activists on the South Side are not reassured by Mayor Johnson’s executive order regarding construction of those facilities in Chicago.
 Columnist and ex-Republican political strategist Rick Wilson finds the Flock surveillance camera company CEO’s mea culpa last week unconvincing: “Flock’s spy system has to die.”

‘Defamatory.’ The Chicago Teachers Union is suing the Republican-aligned Illinois Policy Institute over what it calls a “deliberate campaign” to hurt the union’s reputation.
 Illinois’ suburban teachers union is backing Gov. Pritzker’s reelection.
 On strike: Some Cook County Forest Preserves workers …
 … but the preserves remain open.

‘The story of our lives.’ Journalism watchdog Mark Jacob says news outlets are downplaying the danger of a looming dictatorship.
 Escalating its fight with the Donald Trump-controlled Federal Communications Commission, Disney-owned ABC is suing …
 … contending the FCC’s accelerated review of its broadcast licenses—including Chicago’s ABC 7—violates the First Amendment.
 It says the FCC’s retaliating for Jimmy Kimmel’s jokes.
 Caught trafficking in plagiarism and lies since launch in May, more than 200 AI-generated “local news” sites have gone away.

‘A new level of Trumpian evil.’ Columnist and Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman: “North Korea is the worst government on Earth; Trump prefers it to the prosperous democracy next door.”
 The Atlantic (gift link): “Trump is putting his face on everything.”
 Pod Save America cohost Dan Pfeiffer: “Trump is giving your money to his corporate backers.”
 Also from The Atlantic, a first-person account: “The Trump White House needed me—until the fact that I am trans became public.”
 A federal judge has blocked the Trump administration from moving the FBI headquarters to a D.C. office building.
 Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “Trump continued … flooding of social media with fantasies that he is smart, beloved, and powerful.”
 It’s primary Election Day today in four states.

Trump’s ‘Natalie’ feud. Georgia Sen. and potential presidential candidate Jon Ossoff has ticked Trump off with a reference to presidential aide Natalie Harp …
 … who Wonkette’s Evan Hurst says is “the one who goes everyyyyyyywhere with him, to the point that there are lots of rumors and questions about what exactly is happening.”
 Jeff Tiedrich: “Ossoff mentioned diaper nurse Natalie, and every Republican completely lost their shit.”
 Columnist Eric Zorn: “It’s early, yes, but I’m excited about Jon Ossoff for 2028.”

‘America is looking for a few good Marines who can kill ruthlessly and shave comfortably.’ Wonkette’s Evan Hurst role-plays as a Trump-compliant gunnery sergeant.
 In a move that The Daily Beast says will anger the president, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s visit to Iowa in his “personal capacity” looks like the start of a presidential campaign.

Powerless for a week. Seven days after storms ravaged NIPSCO’s network, Indiana residents—many in Gary—are still without electricity.
 NIPSCO: Assume every downed wire is energized.
 Afflicted residents may qualify for $5,000 in state aid.
 Some DuPage County tornado sirens early this morning sounded accidentally.

Suburban mayor wounded. Robbins Mayor Darren Bryant reportedly was at a Harold’s chicken restaurant when he was grazed by a bullet …
 … fired by a man who was then shot and killed by a security guard.

Know Your Rights: The comic book. Columnist and comics veteran Mike Gold celebrates New York City Public Schools’ publication of what, for some immigrant kids, “might be the most important comic book they will ever possess.”
 The digital version, which Gold says “is completely useful throughout the United States of America,” is free to download here.
 Public Notice: “DHS’s abuse of power in Minnesota was even worse than we knew. It’s the stuff of East Germany.”

Legendary acceptance. Disney’s welcomed a new class of creators into its “Legends” Hall of Fame …
 …including Lin-Manuel Miranda, whose acceptance speech might bring a tear to your eye.

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Too close for comfort? / Parking meter revolt / Suit pursuit

Too close for comfort? The Sun-Times reports that Republican gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey has taken campaign money from—and has worshipped at a church service presided over by—a man convicted of sexually abusing a 17-year-old student at the high school where he taught.
 WBEZ: Bailey’s running mate calls abortion a “sin against God.”
 John Oliver last night surveyed the consequences of the Supreme Court’s abortion rights reversal …
 … and then he reviewed the lowlights of his truly awful performances this summer on not one but two soap operas.

Powerless? With more than 100,000 people still without electricity after last week’s storms, northern Indiana’s NIPSCO utility has released a community-by-community schedule for restoration.
 Gov. Pritzker’s signed legislation opening flood damage relief programs to more Chicagoans.
 The Chicago area’s wetness wends on this week.

Parking meter revolt. Chicago magazine’s Tal Rosenberg introduces us to a Chicagoan who’s devised a way to foil the city’s widely despised parking meter deal (gift link) …
 … but Rosenberg gives equal time to the city’s chief financial officer from 2004-07, who makes the case that it’s not so bad—especially compared to the way things were before.

Trump fails again. The Supreme Court has rejected the president’s efforts to undo a jury’s $5 million finding that he sexually abused writer E. Jean Carroll.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich, who watched Sunday morning news shows so you didn’t have to: Newly confirmed Attorney General Todd Blanche “sucks. His appearance on Meet the Press proves it.”
 Wonkette’s Michael Mora: Blanche “basically confessed … that he lied to every fig-leaf-seeking senator who confirmed him.”

Trump threatens to ‘bomb the shit’ out of another country. As the ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran nears expiration, the president is targeting his ire at Oman.
 Economist Paul Krugman: Trump may be “the worst informed person in the nation because nobody dares to tell him bad news.”
 USA Today’s Rex Huppke: “Trump has become the very thing he fears most.”
 A Philadelphia Inquirer flashback to February 2016 (gift link): Columnist Will Bunch warned that Trump’s landslide New Hampshire primary victory signaled “a grave threat to the American experiment” …
 … and here’s Bunch today: “We need to care about Trump’s CIA murdering fishermen on the high seas.”

Trump ‘is laying the groundwork to foil the midterm vote in any way possible, including illegal ways.’ Meanwhile, columnist and former New York Times public editor Margaret Sullivan says, the White House Correspondents’ Association is displaying “pitiful” weakness.
 Columnist and former Chicago TV news executive Jennifer Schulze: Trump’s handed a thank-you gift to “the nation’s worst TV news owner.”
 The Freedom of the Press Foundation says “the Justice Department just handed corporate lobbyists, campaign donors, and political cronies the government’s strongest secrecy protections.”

Suit pursuit. The Sun-Times’ Lynn Sweet is on the hunt for President Obama’s widely mocked tan suit.
 Know something? Email tansuit@suntimes.com.

‘Your price tag is watching you.’ Tech columnist Kim Komando recaps the myriad ways people selling you stuff online use data signals to figure out what they’ll charge you.
 Consumer Reports rates the best doorbell cameras that store recordings locally, keeping them private.

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