Civilization gets a pass / Badger ’bout-face / Food Awards voting time

Civilization gets a pass. Retreating from his threat to wipe out Iran’s “whole civilization,” President Trump’s settled for a two-week ceasefire.
Bill Kristol at The Bulwark: “It’s a surrender. Iran 1, Trump 0.”
Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman: “The world’s greatest military power went to war with a poor, medievalist theocracy. It was an incredibly uneven match. … Yet Iran won.”
Trumpwatcher Aaron Rupar: “Trump went from making insane genocidal threats … to hyping the ‘golden age’ of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between.”
Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich calls it “the latest in a host of examples revealing how to defeat Trump.”
Pulitzer winner Gene Weingarten: “Whenever Donald Trump is caught by his own bullshit and trapped without a coherent plan, he resorts to his specious ‘two week’ formulation”—or, as Weingarten dubs it, a “fartnight.”
Former AP D.C. bureau chief Ron Fournier: “Trump is still a clear and present danger.”

The leaks are coming from within the White House. A gripping New York Times account (gift link) drawn from reporting for a forthcoming book reveals that, ahead of the war, Secretary of State Marco Rubio called Israeli intel on the prospect of “regime change” in Iranbullshit.”
The Times breaks it down with six takeaways from its own story.
Jeff Tiedrich’s synopsis is typically unrestrained: “Donny blundered into an unwinnable war because his despot bestie Netanyahu goaded him into it, and his piss-drunk Secretary of Death convinced him that his warfighting warfighters would warfight the shit out of Iran, and it would be over in an afternoon.”
Poynter’s Tom Jones: “The Times story is one you can’t read fast enough, and yet you feel like reading it through the cracks of your fingers because of how disconcerting it all is.”

‘Trump’s not just pretending to be a madman. He actually is one.’ Stop the Presses columnist Mark Jacob: “Trump’s election … put nuclear weapons in the hands of a lunatic.”
Dan Froomkin at Press Watch: “Our country’s news organizations can no longer afford to beat around the bush.”
Charlie Savage at the Times (another gift link): “Trump’s Iran threats look like self-incrimination for potential war crimes.”
Popular Information reminds the military: “Just following orders” isn’t a defense for war crimes.
Gov. Pritzker and dozens of other Democrats say it’s time to force Trump out of office.
Not just Democrats: Right-winger and conspiracy champion Alex Jones asks, “How do we 25th Amendment his ass?” and ex-U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tweets: “25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Pod Save America cohost Dan Pfeiffer dismisses the notion as fantasy: “The 25th Amendment isn’t coming to save us.”
Law prof Joyce Vance: “Congress, which hasn’t done its job, needs to step up, and that largely means members of the president’s party.”

‘He might be better off asking for Melania’s job.’ Jimmy Kimmel reflects on acting U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche’s profession of love for Trump.
Democracy Now! founder Marc Elias: Blanche is “an unusually good liar.”
Live on the web this afternoon at 3 p.m. Chicago time: The Freedom of the Press Foundation and other groups convene a panel discussion on Trump’s successes recasting political dissent as domestic terrorism.

Badger ’bout-face. In what Progress Report columnist Jordan Zakarin calls “a remarkable 180-degree turnaround from the majority held by conservatives less than a decade ago,” a liberal judge yesterday easily won a Wisconsin Supreme Court race.
Democrats also flipped a longtime Republican mayor’s seat in Waukesha.
In a Georgia House district Trump carried by 37 points two years ago, a Republican won a special election for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s old seat by just 12 points.
Early voting’s on for Indiana’s May primary.

‘It is really akin to Please put some seat belts in your car before you sell the vehicle.’ A bill pending before Illinois lawmakers would require gun manufacturers to ensure their pistols can’t be easily converted into automatic weapons.
Used-car shopping? Carfax now can rate a specific vehicle’s future reliability.

‘Power your phone completely off before you reach the customs area.’ As airport security ramps up device searches, Kim Komando’s Current newsletter ticks off ways to protect travelers’ digital privacy.

Tired of your Gmail address? Google’s letting you change it—without losing access to your old address or logins tied to that account—but you could get more spam …
 … and Gmail’s getting more AI-ish.

Food Awards voting time. The polls are open in the Tribune’s 15th annual Readers’ Choice Food Awards.
Block Club: 15 Chicago theaters are cutting ties with the Joseph Jefferson Awards after the organization honored a director accused of abuse.

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‘A whole civilization will die’ / ‘Rank voter suppression’ / ‘I scammed myself on Venmo’

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‘A whole civilization will die tonight.’ That’s President Trump’s threat on his Truth Social app if Iran doesn’t meet the latest of his several abandoned deadlines for a deal to reopen the oil-essential Strait of Hormuz …
 … whose closure amid Trump’s war threatens the global food supply.
Author and Emmy-winning veteran NBC and NPR broadcast journalist Jeff Kamen says that if “our glorious president and secretary of war … willfully destroy civilian infrastructure in Iran … they may find themselves standing before the bar of international justice at The Hague trying to explain why they should not be locked away.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)

‘Unhinged’ and ‘deeply alarming.’ Columnist Aaron Parnas recaps Trump’s Monday news conference.
Trump twice used the word “retarded” to refer to his predecessor, Joe Biden.
Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Trump has really, seriously, frighteningly lost his mind.”
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich reviews Trump’s White House Easter egg event: “These are children, you asshole. … They don’t give a shit about your lifetime of accumulated petty grudges.”

‘Welcome to my old neighborhood.’ Before his death last year at 97, Apollo 13 commander and longtime Lake Forest resident Jim Lovell recorded a wake-up message for the crew of Artemis II.
Hear it here.
In a 1987 interview with your Square columnist, Lovell revisited the events of that fateful 1970 mission …
 … and he recalled 1968’s Apollo 8: “After we came back ... we got sued.”
After setting a new record for human flight into space, Artemis was headed home.
USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “With our world in chaos, Artemis II offers humanity a lifeline.”
See NASA’s gallery of Artemis photos. (Here: Mission specialist Christina Koch, looking back at Earth.)

‘Rank voter suppression.’ Law professor Joyce Vance says a Trump executive order is designed “to make it more difficult for us to vote.”
Wonkette’s Gary Legum sarcastically praises D.C. journalists’ “collective bravery” for planning to protest Trump’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner appearance by “wearing pocket squares and pins inscribed with the First Amendment.”

Keep your guns off those trains and buses. The Supreme Court’s refused to consider a challenge to Illinois law forbidding concealed-carry permit holders from carrying loaded weapons on public transit.
A Tribune editorial endorses legislation to keep Chicago from imposing taxes on companies based on the number of workers they employ.

‘Without this federal funding, it’s kaput.’ A union leader mourns the nonprofit Heartland Human Care Services’ decision to close Chicago shelters for minors who’ve arrived unaccompanied in the U.S.
Chicago’s Trump-administration-appointed U.S. attorney insists his office hasn’t gone after political enemies …
 … despite appearances to the contrary.
The New York Times (gift link): Federal prosecutors didn’t watch video of an ICE agent shooting a Minneapolis man until weeks after filing charges against the victim.

‘I scammed myself on Venmo.’ Veteran tech columnist David Pogue accidentally sent a stranger $1,500.
Have you used the Samsung Messages app? Not for much longer.

‘We’re not a newspaper company.’ Pivoting from its print roots, The Associated Press is offering buyouts to at least 120 employees.
In an email alert about Trump’s threat to jail reporters, The Washington Post puts the burden on you: “Summary is generated by AI. Please verify accuracy by reading the full article.”
To derail students’ AI use, a Cornell University teacher requires students to work on typewriters.
An online petition drive (signed by your Square publisher) urges state attorneys general to flex their power to keep “two of the nation’s biggest news organizations—CBS News and CNN—along with CBS Entertainment (home to Stephen Colbert), Comedy Central (home to Jon Stewart), HBO (John Oliver), and TikTok (where 1 out of 5 Americans now get their news)” from becoming “one giant mega-media monopoly under the control of Trump allies and suck-ups.”

He’s back. Former Sun-Times movie critic Richard Roeper is joining Chicago’s NBC 5 as a contributor.
The Trib’s Rick Kogan (gift link) previews a new documentary based in part on a book by former Sun-Times TV critic Ron Powers and narrated by Chicago-area native Bob Odenkirk, with music by Chicago’s Jeff Tweedy: No One Cares About Crazy People …
 … to be screened, with a panel discussion to follow, Saturday at Columbia College Chicago.
Chicago-raised Kanye “Ye” West’s antisemitism prompted the British government to forbid his entry to the UK—triggering cancellation of the Wireless Music Festival, which he was to headline.

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