‘Trump’s revenge tour’ / ‘Terrible tragedy’ / Quiz / Corrections

‘Trump’s revenge tour takes a hideous turn.’ Daily Kos columnist Emily Singer assesses the Justice Department’s reported criminal investigation of E. Jean Carroll, whose lawsuits led to her award of millions from the president over charges he’d sexually assaulted her.
Columnist and former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Trump is using the Justice Department as another cudgel against the woman he sexually abused.”
Chicago’s top federal prosecutor has artfully denied an investigation of Carroll, but a source tells the AP the focus has been on the nonprofit that helped fund her case.

Chill winds. The Justice Department has reportedly issued grand jury subpoenas to Reddit and Twitter X— demanding names, addresses and banking information for users who have anonymously criticized government deportation policies.
Wired: Government officials have seized ballots across the country—some cast years ago—setting the state for MAGA types to undermine election outcomes they don’t like.
A federal judge has at least temporarily blocked Trump’s $1.776 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund.

‘Books and films made about the Trump Era will begin with an image of the White House this week.’ Historian Heather Cox Richardson surveys the property: “The world-famous Rose Garden has been replaced with a patio. … The East Wing is rubble. And … right outside the front door … construction is underway on a massive Ultimate Fighting Championship arena for cage matches to be held on Trump’s 80th birthday.”
The president’s D.C. “Freedom 250” concert lineup celebrating the nation’s birthday boasts a bunch of at least two performers who are, you know, dead.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Putting Dear Leader’s face on currency is what monarchies and dictatorships do.”

‘ICE deported them. Cook County prosecutors still want them arrested for missing court.’ Injustice Watch says state’s attorneys are seeking warrants for people who failed to show up in traffic court—because they’d been deported.
Block Club: Chicago’s set to collect almost half a million dollars in fines from “rogue” bus companies that brought—“kidnapped” wouldn’t be a stretch—hundreds of migrants here from Texas.
Latest hot spot in protests against ICE: New Jersey’s Delaney Hall immigrant detention center run by a private contractor.

The mayor’s invited the pope home to celebrate Mass in Grant Park.
Read the formal invitation letter here.
A Tribune editorial cheers on “Chicago re-emphasizing its status as a global city.”

‘Terrible tragedy.’ A bike-lane collision along New York City’s Queensboro bridge has left two men—one riding a bicycle, the other on an e-scooter not legal for street use—dead.
As this session of the Illinois General Assembly nears its end, lawmakers are advancing new regulations for e-bikes and -scooters.
Also on the table in Springfield: A proposal to push well-off suburbs to build more affordable housing …
 … which makes all the more timely The American Prospect’s celebration of Chicago’s National Public Housing Museum, the nation’s only museum dedicated solely to public housing.

Happy birthday, Great America. The Chicago area’s premier amusement park is 50 years old today.
Block Club: Coming to Chicago’s Riot Fest in September: Alanis Morissette … and Tom Skilling.

OK, but a variation on one of the wrong answers worked for us! Your Chicago Public Square columnist scored a typical 6 of 8 right on this week’s challenge from The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel.

60 Minutes wrecking ball. CBS News’ new Trump-compliant chief Bari Weiss has dumped the show’s executive producer—Tanya Simon, daughter of late 60 Minutes correspondent Bob Simon—along with two correspondents …
 … including show veteran Cecilia Vega—who issued a statement warning, “Let’s call this what it is: Censorship.”
Taking over: Tech journalist and filmmaker Nick Bilton, who The New York Times notes (gift link) has no TV news experience.
Radio news veteran Rob Archer: “Once again, experience is optional at CBS News.”
Axios: Trump administration cuts to public media are hitting home in Illinois.

‘Unconstitutional.’ With what CNN’s Brian Stelter calls “an extraordinary objection letter,” ABC is protesting the Trump-compliant FCC’s years-early reviews of the Disney-owned network’s licenses to run eight TV stations—including Chicago’s ABC 7.
Footnotes to the letter—which you can read here—put Donald and Melania Trump’s objections to Jimmy Kimmel’s comedy at the heart of the fight.
TV critic Matt Moore says ABC’s willingness to fight for Kimmel “highlights what CBS didn’t do for Stephen Colbert.”

Corrections. Yesterday’s Square mistakenly linked to a months-old Kimmel mockery of a Trump cabinet meeting—an item that proved one of the issue’s most popular. Here’s his Wednesday update of that bit.
Also: Reigning should have been reining.
Thanks, as ever, to readers who help set things straight.
Mike Braden made this edition better.

At Trump’s service / ‘Fox News … on acid’ / Hire this kid

At Trump’s service. Chicago’s scandal-scarred U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros is reportedly leading an investigation of longtime advice columnist E. Jean Carroll—awarded millions from the president in her battle to prove he’d sexually assaulted her.
 Wonkette’s Evan Hurst: “Trump’s beclowned Justice Department is going after all Trump’s enemies, because that is their only job right now besides Nazi shit.”
 A federal judge is refusing to block Trump’s executive order creating a federal voting list and limiting mail-in votes—clearing the way for, in the AP’s words, “sweeping changes in how American elections are run.”

Little kids’ immigration anguish. In the aftermath of the Trump administration’s Minnesota offensive, school districts are providing trauma counseling to kindergartners.
 The Washington Post (gift link): A pregnant woman and her 4-year-old son from Ghana were detained for days at Dulles Airport.
 Illinois’ “Broadview Six” are considering requests for cash from Trump’s “anti-weaponization” slush fund.
 The American Prospect: Abolishing ICE would be just a start toward reckoning with America’s fascist past.

‘Fox News … on acid.’ That’s Independent columnist Holly Baxter’s take on Trump’s latest bizarre Cabinet meeting.
 In a cleverly edited remix, Jimmy Kimmel crashed that session (4:42 p.m.: Link corrected).

‘She’s lying.’ Former AP D.C. bureau chief Ron Fournier says former First Lady Jill Biden’s assertion that she feared her husband was suffering a stroke during his pivotal 2024 debate with Trump makes no sense—and “reminds us who put [Trump] back in office.”
 Oh, hey: She has a book out next week.
 Former President Biden’s suing the Justice Department to block release of audio recordings of his conversations with a ghostwriter.

‘The costs …are enormous.’
Columnist Eric Zorn says he loves the notion of renaming Wabash Avenue—which runs by Chicago’s Trump Tower—in honor of Barack Obama, but he says it could prove more trouble than it’s worth. (Photoillustration.)
 An online petition for the change had more than 600 signatures as of this morning.

So, then: Room for compromise? The Washington Post (gift link) reports the Trump administration’s pushing creation of a $250 bill featuring the president’s portrait …

Papal pitch. Updating coverage: Ahead of his meeting with Pope Leo today, Mayor Johnson said he’d use his time to request Catholic Church support for reparations to descendants of African American slaves.
 His “goodie bag” for the pope included spicy giardiniera peppers.

CTA buses crash. At least nine people—including one bus driver—were hurt on the West Side last night when a car ran a red light, causing one CTA bus to collide with another.
 Newly digitized online for the Chicago Film Archives collection: Silent 1968 footage of the late Illinois Poet Laureate Gwendolyn Brooks riding the CTA.

‘The divisions in America … could destroy our nation.’ Echoing Abe Lincoln, Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin yesterday delivered a farewell address to the General Assembly.
 See his speech here.
 Whoops: After the Tribune raised ethics questions about a law forbidding Illinois officials from holding fundraisers anywhere in the state when the legislature is in session in Springfield, Republican gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey’s delayed one he’d scheduled for today.

Sorry about that ‘kill an abortion provider.’ At least one North Carolina Republican has stripped his name from draconian legislation that would give anyone “the right to defend … the life of another person”—even embryos—“by the use of deadly force if necessary.”
 North Carolina’s News & Observer: That bill now looks dead on delivery.
 A new study concludes that abortion restrictions are hindering U.S. access to miscarriage care.

‘Unexplained, unfair.’ Gov. Pritzker says he looks forward to signing a bill reining in surprise hikes for homeowner and auto insurance.
 It would ban increases of more than 10% without at least 60 days’ notice.

‘America’s strongest AI safety bill.’ That’s how Wired describes legislation headed to Gov. Pritzker’s desk.
 In a first for the nation, it would require annual independent audits on safety issues.
 Signaling a shift to AI-driven tech, Chicago-based Groupon is cutting up to 400 jobs—a quarter of its worldwide workforce.
 The AP notes the typical CEO’s pay package rose almost 6% last year: At half the firms surveyed, “it would take the worker at the middle of the company’s pay scale 200 years to make what the CEO did in one.”

Here comes … StAIn Lee! The late Marvel Comics impresario Stan Lee’s voice and likeness have been added to speech synthesis company ElevenLabs’ roster of celebrity avatars licensable for commercial use.
 Experience the real Stan in your Chicago Public Square columnist’s encounters with him from 1975, 1976, 1998 and 2017.

Hire this kid. A high school journalist accepting this year’s Mike Wallace Memorial Scholarship at last night’s News Emmys ceremony thanked the network for funding the prize but added: “The recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace.”
 See his remarks here.
 Months after a conflict with CBS News chief Bari Weiss, reporter Sharyn Alfonsi is out at 60 Minutes.

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