Welcome back. A lot happened as Chicago Public Square took Wednesday off for a local news media summit. Catch up by scrolling back through the more than 50 links posted since Tuesday morning to the Square Bluesky account.
‘Seismic shift.’ In formerly reliably Republican DuPage County, Tuesday’s township elections—you know, the ones almost no one normally pays any attention to?—will bring Democratic control to boards that never before elected a single Democrat.*
■ Public library champion Kelly Jensen says Election Night was mostly good for Illinois.
■ USA Today’s Rex Huppke: Wisconsin’s Supreme Court election, which saw “sad little rich boy” Elon Musk and his million-dollar voter bribes dispatched by a liberal Democratic judge, “reminded us that the bad guys can still lose.”
■ Columnist Eric Zorn notes that Wisconsin, aptly, has two towns named Waterloo.
■ Traditionally conservative Wisconsonite Charlie Sykes: “WI to Elon: Womp womp.”
■ Satirist Andy Borowitz: “Democratic Candidates Beg Musk to Visit Their States.”
‘A tool to collapse our democracy.’ That’s how Democratic Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy sees President Trump’s long-threatened global tariffs …
■ … which target, along with most of the rest of the world, an island with a population of no people and lots of penguins …
■ … although—surprise!—Russia gets a pass.
■ Stephen Colbert: “America is finally free from the tyranny of being able to buy stuff from other countries.”
■ An ex-Ford CEO: Every car’s about to get more expensive.
■ Gov. Pritzker sees a rough road ahead for Illinois’ economy.
■ Economist Paul Krugman: “Trump’s tariffs are a disaster. His policy process is worse.”
■ Media watcher Brian Stelter: “Business reporters, hedge fund managers and Wall Street analysts are all looking at President Trump’s sweeping tariffs and saying: Make it make sense.”
■ Wonkette’s Doktor Zoom: “Welcome to Trumpville, Population You! It’ll be the Greatest, Most Beautiful Depression!”
■ Hey, take it from a group founded by Trump’s former No. 2, Mike Pence: Trump’s tariffs will cost the average American family more than $3,500 a year.
■ Columnist Mark Jacob sees the tariffs as setting the stage for Republican bribery: “Exemptions will be based on whether MAGA likes or doesn’t like certain people. And MAGA likes people who give them money.”
■ Author and economic skeptic Cory Doctorow: “Trump’s genius was … tricking white workers into blaming their decline on women, brown and Black people, and queers—and not on the billionaires who had grown so much richer even as workers got poorer. But Trump couldn’t have pulled this trick off without the Dem establishment’s total unwillingness to confront the hollowness of their economic policies.”
‘I’m not sure who this Cory is—
You say he stole my thunder?
He stood up on the Senate floor
Condemned my grift and plunder?
— Columnist Mary Schmich channels the president in another TrumPoem, this time marking Sen. Cory Booker’s record filibuster. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
■ Schmich’s former Trib colleague, Charlie Madigan: “Booker’s address was … the embodiment of good.”
‘Mr. President, we just fired the person who may have saved your life.’ Former Food and Drug Administration Commissioner David Kessler tells Rachel Maddow someone needs to tell Trump what his Health and Human Services layoffs have done—and how those affected helped keep him alive when he caught COVID-19.
■ Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s temporarily granted a reprieve to a Venezuelan man who hopes to donate a kidney to his brother in Cicero.
■ The Onion: “College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle.”
Rule of law? Hah. CBS News surveys experts’ alarm about Trump’s broadsides against major law firms.
■ Georgetown University law students are updating a spreadsheet documenting which firms are caving and which are standing up to Trump.
■ ProPublica: A lawyer who helped Trump’s in-laws, the Kushners, crack down on poor tenants now helps renters fight big landlords.
■ The Intercept: In what may be a first, Trump’s pardoned a corporation.
‘Their capacity to produce knowledge that improves lives shouldn’t be sacrificed for short-term political goals.’ A Northwestern University professor writes in the Tribune: America can’t afford to silence its universities.
■ Former WGN weather icon Tom Skilling: Trump’s layoffs at the National Weather Service show “a level of scientific ignorance.”
■ Public Notice columnist Noah Berlatsky: “Trump’s third term threats are … another authoritarian attack on the Constitution.”
‘A win-win.’ A Trib editorial celebrates Mayor Johnson’s decision to waive all penalties for those who pay off their unpaid non-meter parking, sticker or license plate, and red-light or speed-cam tickets over the next three months.
Gotta go? City Cast Chicago flushes out the city’s best free public restrooms …
■ … and seeks your suggestions for others.
■ Microsoft’s reportedly taking a dump on negotiations for data center space near Chicago.
■ Acknowledging that his work often “skews toward the negative,” Neil Steinberg celebrates a good day in the city.
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* One of those seats—in once solidly conservative Wheaton—will go to your Square columnist’s brother-in-law.