Screen spleen / ‘Thanks for the 💩, Trump’ / Teachers cut

Screen spleen. President Trump planned an address tonight to take, in the words of the AP, “his election obsession to primetime.”
 At Chicago Public Square’s deadline, TV networks had yet to announce whether they’d air the thing live.
 Poynter media critic Tom Jones: They need to weigh “the public’s need to know against the risk of amplifying falsehoods.”
 ProPublica: As CBS (and possible CNN) parent Paramount needed approval for billion-dollar deals, Federal Communications Commission officials took pricey gifts from the company.
 Politico: Trump’s speech puts Republicans in a tough spot, too.

One Republican. That’s all it’d take to derail the nomination of Trump’s sycophantic and evasive attorney general nominee, Todd Blanche …
 … as the Senate today was hearing witnesses about his qualifications.
 You can watch here, live or after the fact.
 Collaterally attacked by Louisiana Republican Sen. John Kennedy in yesterday’s hearing: Chicago’s ex-Mayor Lori Lightfoot.
 See that here.

Man, oh man. In a move that Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth ironically labels “gender-affirming care,” Trump’s defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, has announced what The Atlantic (gift link) calls “a questionable plan to monitor the hormone levels of every service member over 30.”
 A new acronym for your vocabulary: Marco Rubio’s State Department has begun flinging around “FLT”—“far-left terrorism,” which investigative reporter Ken Klippenstein says takes Republican dogma “to another level of crazy.”
 Expat Chicago journalist Kevin Williams, now living in Portugal: “The Iran war is going to continue because … people have gotten used to paying what fuel costs now.”

‘Thanks for the 💩, Trump.’ The American Prospect traces the worst diarrhea outbreak of the century—the “MAHA Trots”—back to the president …
 … which makes this an apt time to revisit a 2019 cartoon from the late Keith J. Taylor:
 Michael Kosta on The Daily Show: “We cut the funding for the program that tracks forever diarrhea, and now people are getting forever diarrhea. Let me see if I can figure this out.”

Vance’s security detail ‘fed up.’ Secret Service agents have shared concerns with MS NOW about the vice president and his office pressing them for inappropriate and unprecedented use of their services.
 They’ve also created coins and stickers to mock those demands.

Teachers cut. Chicago Public Schools are laying off 760 teachers and furloughing all staff—that is, docking their pay—for five days that had been designated as non-attendance days for kids.
 ProPublica: “Public money is fueling an explosion of private schools. States often don’t care how they’re run.”

‘Unacceptable Risk.’ That’s the assessment of Google Search’s AI Overview and AI Mode in a new report from kid- and parent-centered Common Sense Media.
 Former Washington Post and Wall Street Journal tech reporter Geoffrey Fowler: “Google’s unavoidable AI answers do kids’ homework, invent facts and miss signs of crisis.”
 The Illinois State Board of Education’s AI guidance for schools and districts was written in part with help from artificial intelligence.

Hazy-crazy days of summer. More than 100 wildfires in Ontario have blanketed the Chicago region in smoke …
 … sticking us with some of the world’s worst air …

Chill in the air. The Tribune reports (gift link) ICE enforcement in Chicago is on the rise, with at least four vehicle encounters this week.
 Chicago’s inspector general says a police department cadet has quit after revelation that he goose-stepped across a high school stage and saluted while wearing a Nazi-like uniform as a student at Jones College Prep—and his mom, also a department employee, reportedly faces dismissal, too.

‘A $425 million risk worth taking.’ With some reservations, a Tribune editorial backs City Council approval of a big infrastructure outlay to support a privately financed Chicago Fire stadium in the South Loop.
 Also OK’d: $200+ million for the undeveloped Foundry Park site on the North Side.

Tollway thoughts? Got an opinion on plans for Illinois’ largest-ever passenger tollway increase? You have just a couple of weeks to submit them online or at public hearings.
 Taking the CTA to or from downtown over the next two weekends? Be ready to walk a bit, because three stations will be closed Saturdays and Sundays.

‘Save Standard Time.’ Noting opposition to a congressional push for daylight saving time throughout the year, columnist Eric Zorn says it would mean that “sunrise in Chicago …will be after 8 a.m. from Dec. 4 until Feb. 3.”

Rest in peace, Jim. Zorn notes the passing of longtime Tribune technology columnist James Coates, whose 1990s reporting on the rise of the internet partially inspired your Square columnist to make the leap from radio to the web.

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First they said they would, then he said they won’t / 216 / ‘Ditch the switch’

First they said they would, then he said they won’t. Hours after Immigration and Customs Enforcement—shaken by more deaths in its crackdown fiasco—directed its officers to suspend vehicle stops, President Trump took to his social media account to insist that “we CANNOT give up one of ICE’s most important and effective Crime Fighting tools, THE TRAFFIC STOP!”
 Bill Kristol at The Bulwark sees no reason to expect “any kind of fundamental change to this thuggish and lawless agency.”
 The City Council’s set to review Chicago’s efforts to curtail ICE agents’ abuses. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 Borderless: With Trump administration immigration policies shifting almost daily, lawyers fighting back say they’re spending more time tracking policy than preparing cases—and running on empty.

‘In less than 18 months at the Department of Justice, you’ve shown you’re still President Trump’s personal attorney.’ Those were Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin’s opening remarks for two days of hearings on Trump’s attorney general pick, his sycophantic former personal lawyer Todd Blanche …
 Popular Information’s No. 1 question for Blanche: What is he still hiding about Jeffrey Epstein?
 Today’s hearing was underway at Chicago Public Square’s email deadline. You can see it—live, or later—here. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman, on fire.)
 NewsGuard reports tracking its 380th false claim about U.S. elections.

‘I always thought Lindsey Graham was Lindsey Graham’s sister.’ Jimmy Kimmel substitute host and Chicago native Ike Barinholtz is confused by the swearing-in of Darlene Graham as successor to her brother, the late senator.
 Washington Post analysis (gift link) seems to confirm that a photo of Sen. Mitch McConnell in the hospital was real—or at least that the newspaper shown in that photo was indeed Sunday’s Post.

‘The headlines should have been: Trump makes crackpot Iran announcement.’ Press Watch columnist Dan Froomkin’s disappointed by news coverage of the president’s latest turn in the war.
 The AP: “The region could tip back into all-out war.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman, who had a really big day.)

‘That’s it! If JB didn’t lead a pure, wholesome life in high school then I am DONE with him!’ Columnist Eric Zorn mocks Illinois Republican gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey’s trolling of Gov. Pritzker with a caption under Pritzker’s high school yearbook photo.
 The Wall Street Journal reports that Illinois’ expat billionaire Ken Griffin, who’s glommed his name onto Chicago’s iconic Museum of Science and Industry, has poured $40 million into Republicans’ midterm campaign coffers (gift link).
 WBEZ’s Curious City reminds you that the museum’s founder didn’t want his name on the place.

Ballot blows. Chalkbeat: Five candidates for Chicago’s forthcoming fully elected school board have been bounced.
 The Chicago Teachers Union is backing 15 candidates.

216. That was the latest count yesterday for Illinois’ confirmed cases of the explosive-diarrhea ailment cyclosporiasis.
 Michigan lettuce is one suspect.
 Your Local Epidemiologist tackles 10 cyclosporiasis questions—beginning with “Can you just tell me what not to eat?
 Snopes confirms: Trump’s administration cut surveillance of cyclospora a year ago.
 The Onion, in a Chicago-datelined post: “Guy Violently Coughing On Bus Better Just Have Throat Cancer.”

Country Thunder crimes. A Sun-Times investigation tracks a series of sexual assaults on young women at the country music festival that returns this weekend to the Illinois-Wisconsin border.
 Rage Against the Machine founder Tom Morello’s mom is dead at 102.

Help’s here. Chicago-area residents who suffered losses in the storms of June 10, 11 and 17 now can apply for low-interest loans to set things right.
 You can apply online here.
 Chicago’s air quality this week sucks—and may get even worse.

‘Ditch the switch.’ The House has sent the Senate a bill that would make daylight saving time permanent, year-round, in the United States.
 Columnist Neil Steinberg: Even in Chicago’s light-polluted suburbs—with the right tech—you can see the nighttime wonders of the cosmos.

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