Time to cram / CTA dangers / Oscar zingers

Politico has questions about Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton’s last-minute claim that she won an endorsement from the late Rev. Jesse Jackson, who died a month ago.
Law professor Joyce Vance flags “concerns that ICE might show up to intimidate people.”
USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: Republican candidates “go into midterms with nothing to brag about.”
Chicago parents, guardians and temporary custodians of students get to vote again Wednesday—this time for local school council members.
Here’s how to do that.

But … but … but … President Trump says he’s “demanding” that “about seven” countries help keep Iran’s oil-delivery-essential Strait of Hormuz open.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich—whose birthday is today—paraphrases Trump: “Our allies, they’re worthless, we can win this thing all by ourselves, in fact, we already have won it all by ourselves, but also our allies are already helping us, but come on, we really need them to step up, because why … aren’t they helping us?
Economist Paul Krugman: “Thanks to Trump, we’re held in contempt even by our closest allies.”
Columnist Steven Beschloss: “When you abuse … countries, they are unlikely to come running to help you.”
Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “Fallout from the strikes on Iran … appears to have caught the administration by surprise.”

‘Even without a bite, the threat matters.’ Poynter’s Tom Jones assesses Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr’s barking at the media—threatening networks’ broadcast licenses—“because the president is unhappy with coverage of the U.S.’s involvement in Iran.”
Former ABC journalist Terry Moran—fired after criticizing Trump—sees a lesson in “how to kill a free press without killing a free press.”
CNN media-watcher Brian Stelter tips a cap to a reporter who “refused to be shushed by Trump.”
Author and former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich bestows the title “Trump’s Stupidest Cabinet Member” on a guy who “dismisses war crimes, pooh-poohs the rules of engagement and projects unequivocal belligerence at a time when the United States is rapidly losing whatever moral standing it had in the world.”

CTA dangers. The Sun-Times’ analysis finds that, on average, an L rider gets shoved onto the tracks once a month.
Separately, the paper reports that a deadbeat Chicago developer owes the CTA a million dollars in back rent.

 … but the 50s return before the week’s up …
 … which makes this a good time to revisit Chicago-born John Belushi’s 1976 Saturday Night Live piece on the many ways March comes in and goes out.

Oscar zingers. Four-time Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel—last night, serving just as a presenter—got off some digs at Trump, CBS … and Melania.
Host Conan O’Brien joked: “We’re coming to you live from the ‘Has a Small Penis Theatre.’ Let’s see him put his name in front of that!”
But O’Brien also had his serious moments.
See his monologue here.
The broadcast was plagued by production problems …
 … and it was worse for those watching on Hulu.
The show’s Chicago highlights included the great Buddy Guy taking the stage with the cast of Sinners …
 … and, 40 years after her first nomination, an Oscar for Chicago-born Amy Madigandaughter of longtime CBS Chicago newsman John Madigan.
Variety’s Scott Feinberg notes that “she has been in the business forever” and “knows and is known by everyone.”

Promise broken. Popular Information: Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner’s “claim that he would not raise additional money during Trump’s presidency to avoid conflicts turned out to be a lie.”
Monopoly watchdog Matt Stoller: “An explosive and little-noticed document” filed Friday “details Watergate-style corruption” at the Justice Department’s Antitrust Division.
Hypocrisy much? New York Times headline (gift link): “To Address Farm Labor Shortage, Trump Administration Turns to Migrant Workers.”

Population Bomb author. Paul Ehrlich, whose 1968 book warned of human population growth outpacing the planet’s ability to provide, is dead at 93.
Smithsonian Magazine in 2018: Ehrlich’s work triggered a worldwide “wave of repression.”

Monkeys, business. Mailchimp’s raising the price of delivering Chicago Public Square by almost 12%.
You can help cover that increase by pitching in as little as $1, just once.
Make it $100 and get a limited-edition Square cap.

Follow the money / ‘They shot my guitar’ / Quizzes / Apology

Follow the money. As you do your ballot homework for Tuesday’s Illinois primary, learn more about who’s buying which candidates:
 WBEZ: Along with pro-Israel funds, tech money is swamping Democratic congressional primaries.
 A lawyer for 7th Congressional District candidate La Shawn Ford is demanding a crypto-currency-funded political action committee stop pounding out TV and print ads attacking Ford—who (surprise!) last year helped pass legislation to regulate parts of that industry.
 Politico sees a path to victory for U.S. Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi in the Democratic contest for U.S. Senate because he’s running against two Black women …
 … one of whom Gov. Pritzker dissed yesterday.
 Tribune reporter A.D. Quig* surveys the race for Cook County assessor, which pits “a two-term millionaire running on systemic reform against a dynastic party-backed challenger who says those changes have led to chaos and skyrocketing bills for taxpayers.”
 Injustice Watch profiles a real estate investor who’s “made a fortune taking Cook County homes through tax foreclosure … dogged by allegations of fraud.”

‘These creeps are just saying the quiet parts louder and louder.’ Wonkette’s Evan Hurst mocks tech bro and Palantir CEO Alex Karp, who told CNBC that AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat.”
 Jimmy Kimmel breaks down Trump’s campaign stop in Kentucky this week with a supercut, “Real Moments in Presidementia.”
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Serial sexual predator celebrates women’s history. Hilarity ensues.”
 Columnist Neil Steinberg, who voted early this week: “One way to understand our current administration is this: They’re acting like they will never leave power. Whether they are correct or not depends on the survival of free and fair elections.” (Congrats to cartoonist and Pulitzer winner Jack Ohman, winner of this year’s Herblock Prize for Editorial Cartooning.)
 Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week: “Sentient Monster energy drink” Joe Rogan, who “apparently just learned how to read, because he’s kind of mad at Trump about the war in Iran.”

Ready to vote? As Chicago Public Square reader Kay Ambre did yesterday, while spiffed up in a Square hoodie?
 Then you’ll want to check the Square Voter Guide Guide—stuffed full of analysis, endorsements and research tools for Tuesday’s vote.

‘Trump’s war reaches America’s shores.’ Columnist Robert Hubbell blames terrorists responding to the conflict in Iran for two domestic attacks yesterday:
 An assault on a Detroit-area synagogue by a man who lost four relatives in an Israeli airstrike on Lebanon last week …
 … and a shooter who opened fire in a classroom at Virginia’s Old Dominion University—an ex-Army National Guardsman who pleaded guilty in 2016 to attempting to help the Islamic State.
 Pulitzer-winning cartoonist and columnist David Horsey: “Elect stupid people, you get a stupid war.”

Windy sh_tty. With the Chicago area under a high wind warning through the afternoon, flights were grounded this morning at O’Hare …
 … with both a high in the 60s and snow possible Sunday …
 … as a large swath of the country faces a blizzard, a polar vortex, a heat dome and an atmospheric river—all at once.
 The AP: “Human waste backing up in basements is a gut-churning sign of U.S. infrastructure problems” compounded by “heavy rains made worse by climate change.”

‘They shot my guitar.’ Musician Jocelyn Walsh and former Cook County Board candidate Cat Sharp are off the hook on federal conspiracy charges filed against them for their role in a protest outside the Broadview immigration processing center last October.
 That leaves four others—including congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh and Oak Park village trustee Brian Straw—still facing charges.
 Block Club: Supporters of a Skokie woman who says she was held by the feds at O’Hare have gone silent after revelations that a German company denied she worked there, and that she’d been previously charged for making false sexual harassment accusations.

Well, wasn’t National Support Chicago Public Square Day fun? Good thing, too, because that joy softened the blow of your Square columnist’s sad 3/8 correct on this week’s news quiz from The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel. Your turn:
 On the other hand: It was a more respectable 9/10 here on Justin Kaufmann’s Axios quiz about Chicago department store history.

‘Millions of us will be tuning in to watch people involved with movies that we have not seen give speeches thanking long lists of people we have never heard of, which is why the Oscars broadcast often does not start and finish in the same fiscal quarter.’ Another Pulitzer winner, Dave Barry, who wrote jokes for Steve Martin when Martin hosted the ceremony in 2003, previews Sunday’s ceremony.
 Saturday morning—if all goes according to schedule—the Chicago River goes green.

Triibe tension. Workers at the Chicago-based Black news organization are pushing for recognition of their union.
 Nine months after its founder died, Chicago’s Austin Voice newspaper’s back in print.
 Axios: The White House is outraged over a new hire at CBS News.

Apology. Y’know how we’re always reminding you that you can support Square for as little as $1, just once? At some point in recent weeks, that option fell off the support page.
 It’s back now, and you really can pitch in just a buck …
 … using PayPal if you prefer.

Thanks. Mike Braden made this edition better.

* Who wrote one of your Square columnist’s favorite cover letters ever (2019 link).

Square up.

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