‘More people are going to get hurt’ / Ask your doc / ‘It’s alarming’

‘More people are going to get hurt.’ Chicagoan Marimar Martínez—shot five times by a Border Patrol agent in October—told Congress yesterday that the gunman’s flip text after the shooting read “like I was disposable to him.”
 See that hearing here.
 The feds prosecuting protesters at the Broadview detention facility plan to use the defendants’ “chants” as evidence of terrorist intent.
 The Senate’s advanced a plan that would resume funding for Border Patrol and ICE.

‘Sometimes, two wrongs do make a right.’ Columnist Eric Zorn on Virginia voters’ approval of a congressional remap plan: “I despise partisan gerrymandering. … But that said, I’m thrilled that Democrats are fighting back.”
 The Bulwark on President Trump’s objections to that outcome: “Even in the crowded catalog of Trump’s bogus fraud claims, this one stands out as laughable.”
 HuffPost: “Trump started a redistricting war. Democrats are winning it.”
 The Rights & Insights newsletter: “Trump has eliminated election safeguards and installed loyalist election deniers in key roles.”

Naval chief overboard. Trump’s Navy secretary—who had no previous military experience—is out, with no explanation.
 In an early-morning social media post, Trump declared that he’s ordered the Navy “to shoot and kill any boat [sic]… that is putting mines in the waters of the Strait of Hormuz.”
 Concerned that his CBS show will end before the Iran war does, Stephen Colbert is bequeathing a big box of war jokes to Jimmy Kimmel.
 Colbert’s also putting his giant “Late Show” sign up for charity auction—and bidding this morning had already topped $15,000.
 Warner Bros. shareholders have OK’d a giant takeover by CBS parent Paramount.

Targeted killings, automated. Investigative journalist Ken Klippenstein: “The U.S. military’s secretive Special Operations Command plans to establish its first-ever center for AI-driven missions.”
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: Trump “just heroically saved the lives of eight imaginary women.”

‘Also known as … wrong.’ Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s nonsensical defense of Trump’s math is drawing ridicule.

Ask your doc. With a growing number of physicians using AI scribes to record patient conversations, tech watchdog Kim Komando recommends these four questions for your doctor on your next visit.
 Block Club: A medical executive who fled to Dubai ahead of his indictment on charges of embezzling millions of dollars from Loretto Hospital finally appeared in court yesterday.
 The Sun-Times: The owner of the property on which the shuttered West Suburban Medical Center sits is suing to take control of the place from his business partner, the CEO of the company that has ridden West Sub and Weiss Memorial to failure.

Library liberation front. Illinois lawmakers are weighing a bill to forbid publishers from charging libraries more for e-books and audiobooks than they charge the public.
 Chicago-based historian Rick Perlstein talks to an acclaimed author of children’s and young-adult books about “the terror campaign against children's literature.”
 The Trump-compliant FCC is investigating whether the TV ratings system is giving a pass to issues of gender identity in kids’ shows.

Breathe mindfully. A new American Lung Association report finds Chicago’s air quality among the nation’s worst.
 The CTA’s promisingrefresh and renew” improvements for 28 train stations.

‘It’s alarming. It’s unconstitutional. And it’s wrong.’ The New York Times’ executive editor condemns the FBI’s investigation of a Times reporter who documented fishy business under FBI Director Kash Patel.
 The Times (gift link) calls it “an example of the Trump administration examining whether to criminalize … practices that are widely considered protected by the First Amendment.”
 A free speech advocate tells CNN: “This … eerily echoes the bureau’s darkest days.”
 Here’s the original Times report from February (also a gift link)—partly datelined from Ronald Reagan’s boyhood home, Dixon, Ill.
 Columnist Rick Wilson: Trump “picks people for loyalty, and loyalty in his world is inversely correlated with competence.”

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Democrats rising / Some ceasefire / ‘Why is AT&T being such a dick?’

Democrats rising. Virginia voters have OK’d a constitutional amendment clearing the way for a new congressional map that could give the party four more U.S. House seats—and control of the chamber after November’s election.
Bill Kristol at The Bulwark: “Dems remember they can play hardball, too. … Two cheers for gerrymandering (for now).”
On the other hand: A Democratic Florida representative—facing charges of using $5 million in federal disaster funds to buy stuff including a 3-carat yellow diamond ring—is quitting before she can be expelled.

Scandalwatch. In a case that the Sun-Times says may or may not have been referred to federal prosecutors, City Hall’s former chief operating officer allegedly “used his position … to secretly get his son a paid internship with a city contractor, and then tried to get that contractor nearly $10 million more in payments from taxpayers that the company may not have been entitled to.”
Gov. Pritzker’s signed an order forbidding state workers from using nonpublic information to place bets—or help others place bets—on prediction markets …
 … an industry John Oliver eviscerated on this week’s Last Week Tonight.

ICE ain’t gone. Block Club: “Midway Blitz” may be history, but “ICE is still quietly targeting Chicago immigrants—especially at court” …

‘Grateful to be alive.’ The principal of Chicago’s Whitney Young High School tells the Sun-Times he’s still processing the shooting of his car Friday night—possibly by someone who was aiming for another vehicle—as he drove on the South Side.
A photo shows the bullet holes in his car.

Some ceasefire. As President Trump declared an extension of the Iran war truce, Iran attacked three ships in the Strait of Hormuz …
 … as the conflict threatened to drive up costs for products ranging from clothes to crayons. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Even Iran is getting tired of Donny’s sideshow act.”
Popular Information: Trump’s considering a financial bailout with taxpayer money for the economic downturn the war’s inflicted on the United Arab Emirates—“a country that has partnered extensively with the Trump Organization and the Trump family.”

Civil rights schism. Trump’s Justice Department has filed fraud charges against the Southern Poverty Law Center—a nonprofit that, since 1971, has investigated and monitored hate groups—accusing it of money laundering in connection with the use of paid informants …
 … even though the Center for many years worked with the FBI (New York Times gift link)—and the Justice Department has done much the same thing.
Read the indictment here.

‘Political megalomania meets biblical fanfiction.’ Columnist and former Illinois U.S. Rep. Marie Newman assesses “a divine comedy in which the president mistakes himself as the Messiah (again).”
Setting the stage for a Supreme Court showdown, a federal appeals court says Texas can require the Ten Commandments displayed in public schools.
The Daily Show’s Jordan Klepper last night exposed Trump supporters’ hypocrisy on religion.
Columnist Neil Steinberg—a diabetic: “Praise the Lord and pass the Ozempic.”

‘Like the Sierra Club inviting an arsonist to be guest of honor.’ Free Speech Center director and former USA Today editor Ken Paulson says the White House Correspondents Association “contorted itself” to get Trump to attend this weekend’s annual dinner: “For what? A group photo with the man who destroyed their profession?
Trump left a MAGA-ish CNBC host squirming yesterday when he revealed that he’d been promised a more critical host wouldn’t be there at the time.

‘The most dangerous AI model in the world allegedly has a giant security hole.’ Gizmodo: “Some unknown group is reportedly using Claude Mythos without permission.”
Bloomberg: That “raises questions about whether anyone else may be using Mythos without permission, and for what purpose.”

‘Time is running out.’ The Tribune’s Robert Channick assesses all-news WBBM Newsradio’s options for replacing CBS News Radio when the network and its legendary top-of-the-hour newscasts disappear next month (gift link).
For now at least, nostalgiacs can download a collection of the network’s jingles as phone ringtones.

‘Why is AT&T being such a dick?’ Columnist and Chicago Tribune alumnus Charlie Madigan: “Time for a worst service ever award!
Still have an AT&T landline—or know someone who does? Time’s almost up.

Happy Earth Day. It began 56 years ago—in Wisconsin.
Block Club offers some ways to honor the planet in Chicago.

Who could resist an invitation to appear on a podcast titled Misfits Among Us?
Not your Chicago Public Square columnist.
Thanks, Joey Marcus.
Stephen Colbert last night interviewed a guest he identified as his favorite ever.

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