‘I don’t even know what to do with this crap’ / 50s things / Square 2,000

Welcome to the 2,000th edition of Chicago Public Square. Determining precisely when that would appear has been more art than science, but we’re counting this as No. 1—and not trial runs and explainers like this and this and this and this. Read on for some of the ways we’re marking the occasion.
First—because otherwise this wouldn’t count as No. 2,000—the news:

‘I don’t even know what to do with this crap.’ Stephen Colbert last night dissected—maybe disemboweled would be better—CBS’ claim that it hadn’t blocked his interview with Texas Senate candidate James Talarico.
In the end, he took a copy of the network’s statement, wrapped it in a doggie poop bag and tossed it away.
Ex-ABC reporter Terry Moran: “The government did not censor Stephen Colbert. … Not only did CBS executives cave. They volunteered to cave.”
Chicago-born journalist and friend of Colbert Jonathan Alter: “I’ve learned Trump will kill Netflix’s bid for Warner and help Paramount win, giving him control of Fox, CBS, CNN and TikTok. But as Colbert showed, we can fight back.”
LateNighter notes that Colbert has late night all to himself this week.
Popular Information: Trump loyalist and Federal Communications Commission chair Brendan Carr “has weaponized the FCC.”

‘Tricia McLaughlin … cast Renee Good and Alex Pretti as domestic terrorists before their bodies were even cold.’ Investigative journalist Ken Klippenstein marks the resignation of Homeland Security’s chief dissembler …
 … as ICE moves toward a plan to track “Americans exercising their First Amendment rights.”
404 Media: Leaked email suggests Amazon-owned Ring plans to expand its “Search Party” surveillance beyond dogs.

‘In the resistance, we drive minivans.’ Author Will McGrath writes from Minneapolis.
The Bulwark:We’re all Minnesotans now.”
Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link) on a South Jersey guy who’s become the face of ICE resistance: “Zobel’s raw emotion, choking back tears as he said, ‘I watched fourth- and fifth-grade kids run away from our own government,’ soon ignited across social media … watched an astronomical 2.9 million times on TikTok.”
Chicago-area clergy have won a judge’s clearance to enter the Broadview immigration facility today for services marking the start of Lent with detainees.
March 28 in Grant Park brings another “No Kings” march/music/rally event to Grant Park.

The state of The State of the State. Politico’s Shia Kapos previews Gov. Pritzker’s annual address today in Springfield.
Watch live at noon here.

‘The dilemma of Rev. Jackson.’ Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg, reviewing Jesse Jackson’s complex legacy: “He was a human being with flaws … but he engaged with that society all his life, never quit and succeeded far more than most.”
Axios counts off some of Jackson’s most prominent boycotts in Chicago.
The New York Times recalls that time Jackson visited Sesame Street (gift link).

Congressional Democrats have traveled to Ohio today for a closed-door deposition from the guy who funded many of Jeffrey Epstein’s exploits, billionaire and Victoria’s Secret founder (surprised?) Les Wexner.
A United Nations Human Rights Council panel has concluded that Epstein’s operation may have committed “crimes against humanity.”

50s things. Calling on journalists to “stop laughing off this dangerous situation,” Stop the Presses columnist Mark Jacob counts off “50 ways Trump is out of his mind.”
Chicago magazine runs down “The 50 Most Powerful Chicagoans.”

Where have all the judicial candidates gone? Injustice Watch notes that, “for the second straight primary season, more than half the races for Cook County circuit judge on the March 17 ballot are uncontested.”
Law Dork Chris Geidner: The Supreme Court’s changed the rules for bringing cases to the court “because John Roberts won’t sell his stocks.”
Columnist and former U.S. Rep. Marie Newman sees reasons to be cheerful: “Judges are bringing it. … We are seeing a visible pattern of supporting the Constitution by lower-level and some upper-court judges.”
Ready to cast your ballot? The Chicago Public Square Voter Guide Guide is here.

‘Red flag warning.’ The Chicago area’s under a fire weather watch today.
A massive fire broke out last night in an unoccupied Oak Park apartment building.

Measles is here. Illinois has reported its first case of the year—much earlier than last year’s first case.
Your Local Epidemiologist:Measles isn’t slowing down.”

Avoid ‘surveillance pricing’ ripoffs. Advisorator Jared Newman offers tips for not getting charged more based on what a retailer knows about things like your location, device usage, income and purchase history.
Ikea’s opening another Chicago-area store.

Have you been paying attention? Let’s revisit the highlights and lowlights of Square’s 2,000-edition run with a commemorative 25-question quiz.
The first three readers to register perfect scores—enter your email address at the end—will get a free, newly redesigned limited-edition Square cap.
Through February, we’re marking this occasion in a few other ways.
Enhanced perks: A hoodie or T-shirt (your choice) for those who commit to supporting Square for as little as $1/week—which is to say $52/year.
Overdue recognition for those whose continuing payments have kept this service going: If you’ve contributed a total of at least $100 or more over the years (a nickel for each of those 2,000 editions!) and never gotten Square swag, drop a note to 2000@chicagopublicsquare.com and get a shirt.
Regardless of whether you’ve helped fund this newsletter, please know that your attention is itself a gift. Thank you.
 Mike Braden made this edition better.

R.I.P., Jesse Jackson / Colbert to FCC boss: ‘FCC-U’ / How safe is your home?

And we’re back—with the 1,999th regular edition of Chicago Public Square. Check in for fun as we reach No. 2,000 tomorrow. But now, the news:

R.I.P., Jesse Jackson. A man WBEZ’s Natalie Moore calls “perhaps the nation’s most recognizable civil rights icon” is dead at 84.
 Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg: Jackson was “an unceasing voice for social justice.”
 Axios surveys his impact on Chicago.
 He sent two sons to Congress—with mixed results.
 He ran twice for president—doing better than any Black politician until Barack Obama.
 Here’s his opening monologue from that time he hosted Saturday Night Live near after the end of the first of those two campaigns, Oct. 20, 1984.
 Later in that same show, he read Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham.
 An AP photo collection illustrates Jackson’s life.

Hi, GM, State Farm, JPMorgan Chase, Delta and Microsoft. Popular Information calls out major corporations bankrolling a Senate candidate’s ad featuring a white supremacist slogan.
 USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “Wow, Elon Musk sure does like White people.”
 A federal judge is ordering the Trump administration to restore a Philadelphia exhibit on George Washington’s slaves.
 Law prof Joyce Vance sounds an alarm about “Trump’s appeal to ‘nationalize’ elections. He wants to take control.”

Outta there. Lewis University is canceling or going virtual with all classes at its Oak Brook location this week after learning that ICE is setting up in the same building where Lewis has been leasing space.
 Huppke again: “Turns out not every community in America wants a patriotic detention facility, which is weird, because, seriously, they’re really cool and not at all the physical manifestation of a barbaric federal effort to fundamentally reshape the demographic makeup of America into something less ... ummmmmm … let’s say ‘diverse.’
 A former Homeland Security watchdog warns that the partial government shutdown could hinder investigations of ICE wrongdoing.

‘A pretty big deal in the Chicago area.’ An Ash Wednesday Mass and procession set for Melrose Park—designed by Catholic leaders to “lift up immigrants’ resilience”—took the spotlight at the start of Rachel Maddow’s show on MS NOW.
 But first: Fat Tuesday—or, as Chicagoans know it, to their palates’ delight: Pączki Day.

Surprise. A Republican candidate for Illinois governor is reprimanding the national party’s mockery of Democratic Gov. Pritzker’s weight.
 Pritzker’s cousin Tom Pritzker is stepping down as chairman of Hyatt Hotels after revelation of his ties to convicted and dead sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
 Ready to cast your Illinois primary ballot? Check the Square Voter Guide Guide.

Colbert to FCC boss: ‘FCC-U.’ After his CBS bosses killed an interview with a Democrat running for the U.S. Senate in Texas, Stephen Colbert last night went into great detail: “I was told … that not only could I not have him on, I could not mention me not having him on. And because my network clearly doesn’t want us to talk about this … let’s talk about this” …
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Colbert loves nothing more than dicking with his corporate overlords, and all of us are so here for it.”
 Poynter’s Tom Jones: “Anderson Cooper’s exit raises new questions about the future of 60 Minutes.”
 Journalism watchdog Margaret Sullivan: “CBS News twisted its own reporting on ICE arrests.

‘Nothing. Zero.’ A former EPA vehicle emissions regulator tells The New York Times (gift link) the Trump administration’s decision to abandon the government’s fight against climate change has in effect ended all regulation of car and truck pollution.
 Chicago’s warmest Feb. 16 on record yesterday brought a business boom to area carwashes.
 Meanwhile, Californians were grappling with what the AP calls “treacherous thunderstorms, high winds and heavy snow in mountain areas.”

‘Just the latest grift in a presidential term that experts so far estimate has enriched the Trump family by at least $4 billion.’ Historian Heather Cox Richardson turns a skeptical eye on the president’s move to trademark his name for future use on an airport.
 Columnist Matt Yglesias on “Trump’s terrible plan to revive coal: It’s dirty, it’s not cheap, it’s not a good idea.”
 Snopes has felt compelled to refute a piece of satire that sadly carried the ring of truth: “Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night.”

Do it for Chicago journalists—or do it for the chance at a $100 gift card. Take a few minutes for a survey to help news organizations working with Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism better understand the public they serve—and show advertisers and other potential funders that the region’s journalists have substantial community backing.

‘I find myself … in a Reader state of mind.’ The Tribune’s Rick Kogan celebrates a book revisiting the paper’s first half-century …
 … with a foreword by MS NOW’s Chris Hayes—who once upon a time was a Reader contributor.

How safe is your home? Kim Komando’s The Current newsletter: “Anyone can find your home address on a free people search site in seconds. Then Zillow hands them a blueprint of every room, entry point and camera angle.”
 Here’s how to remove some of that from the web.

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