Cruelty in the news / ‘Open your phone bill’ / Colbert’s closeout

Cruelty in the news. The Marshall Project, in partnership with The New York Times: Firing-squad executions are back.

A Chicago high school student arrested with his mother in March as they checked in for their asylum case—“We had done everything by the rules”—tells the Tribune from jail that they’ve had almost no face-to-face contact for two months.
Columnist and former U.S. Rep. Marie Newman: “When Trump saysI don’t care about anyone, taking away childcare is included.”

‘A giant white supremacist Christian nationalist Handmaid’s Tale hate party.’ That’s Wonkette columnist Evan Hurst’s summation of a National Mall rally Sunday billed as a “rededication of our country as One Nation under God”—with Donald Trump front and center.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: The organizers “have brainwashed themselves into believing that this malignant amoral pantload is God’s Own Avatar On Earth.”
Historian Heather Cox Richardson sees it as “part of the Trump administration’s attempt to use the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence to rewrite America’s history, turning it … to one that requires Americans to accept that some people are better than others.”
Former Tribune columnist Charlie Madigan: “There are lots of Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, whatever, who are not interested in being labeled ‘Christian.’ And that is … maybe the most Christian thing about the United States.”

‘The stirrings of a new Civil Rights era.’ Lawyer and columnist Robert B. Hubbell sees cause for hope in weekend protests of the Supreme Court’s blessing for states to embrace racial gerrymandering.
NOTUS: The idea of a statewide Democratic win in Iowa—once unthinkable—is now able to be thought.
Ctrl Alt-Right Delete columnist Melissa Ryan: “White Supremacy is how we got here. Fighting for a multiracial democracy is the only way out.”

‘Cassidy didn’t just lose. He got curb-stomped.’ Ex-Republican political strategist Rick Wilson dissects Republican Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy’s weekend distinction of becoming the first sitting Republican senator to lose a primary to a Trump-endorsed challenger …
 … an outcome that former Labor Secretary Robert Reich says exemplifies a Republican Party “with no purpose other than helping Trump achieve his lawless goals.”
CNN: Without naming Trump, Cassidy’s concession speech suggested that “he could spend the final months of his term being more of a thorn in Trump’s side.”

‘Trump’s floor is cracking.’ New Times polling on the president’s popularity (gift link) suggests that his party “is facing a big midterm problem despite recent redistricting gains.”
Law prof Joyce Vance: “We always knew that, backed into a corner, Trump would become ever more willing to damage democracy to save himself. It’s on.”
Popular Information: The president’s been publicly praising companies and buying their stock on the same day.
Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): “Trump trades stocks while America burns.”
Salty Politics proprietor Julie Roginsky: “Trump’s final vandalization of NATO has begun.”

‘Open your phone bill right now.’ Tech columnist Kim Komando offers a step-by-step guide to finding—and requesting refunds for—extra, unauthorized charges.
Even as AT&T phases out landlines in Illinois (March link), Geekspin says they’re making “a massive comeback thanks to kids.”

‘$3.9 million to spy on federal workers.’ The American Prospect says Trump-compliant Palantir has landed a government contract to track Social Security, Agriculture and Veterans Affairs workers—ostensibly their “return to the office,” but also possibly to justify more staff cuts.
Illinois legislation that would have limited police use of facial recognition software has fizzled out in Springfield.

This stings. A pest control company rating mosquito activity in the nation’s big cities finds Chicago is indeed the second city.
Expect a cool-off beginning Wednesday.

Colbert’s closeout. Tonight marks the beginning of the final week for Stephen Colbert’s Late Show.
HBO’s John Oliver saluted Colbert last night—borrowing a line from David Letterman.
Late-night critic Bill Carter: In canceling Colbert, CBS is canceling itself (another Times gift link).
Signing off from the network’s embattled 60 Minutes, Anderson Cooper made a parting plea for the show’s independence.
The Associated Press laid off 20 journalists Friday.

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‘Humiliating’ / Disunion League / Quiz perfection

‘One of the most humiliating moments the United States of America has ever been through.’ That’s Wonkette’s Evan Hurst assessing Donald Trump’s visit with China’s President Xi Jinping.
 New York Times analysis (gift link): “Trump was flattering, Xi was resolute. The difference spoke volumes.”
 Columnist Robert Hubbell: Trump’s trip “was a bust.”
 The Times explains Xi’s reference to the “Thucydides Trap.”
 Colbert also burned his own network over its failure to get evening news anchor Tony Doukoupil a visa to cover Trump’s visit: “CBS News: When events happen, we’re at most one country away.”

Pritzker to the hospital. The governor’s staff says he visited a hospital—but wasn’t admitted—for treatment of a “minor complication” from his urology procedure.
 He was poised for a full schedule today.

‘Didn’t we do that already?’ Mayor Johnson—a former Chicago school teacher—is ruling out any more Chicago school closings, even though dozens are mostly empty.
 The Chicago schools superintendent has a date with a Republican-controlled U.S. House committee next month to answer questions about the district’s treatment of gender identity and sexual academic content.

Disunion League. The Tribune (gift link) details a lawsuit filed against the Union League Club of Chicago by a man whose membership was suspended for refusing to disinvite his date for a dinner there—the ex-wife of a woman who’d formerly dated the club’s outgoing president.
 A Chicago City Council member is suing the city over administrative findings that he directed an employee to issue “unfounded citations” against a vocal critic in his ward.
 Spirit Airlines workers are suing the company, complaining that its abrupt shutdown violated their rights under federal law.

Dingi of the week. Lyz Lenz’s pick is a tie: Golden idols and cruise ships.
 Law prof Joyce Vance: “Epstein is no longer front page news. But he should be.”
 Former Labor Secretary Robert Reich recommends a vocabulary update for those covering Trump, including: AdministrationRegime.
 Everyone Is Entitled to My Own Opinion proprietor Jeff Tiedrich introduces you to “the smitten cultist who finds racist memes for Dear Leader to post.”
 Columnist Dan Sinker serves up “a pep talk in the face of despair.”

Quiz perfection. In a rarity, your Square columnist nailed every one of the questions posed by The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel, in this week’s news quiz.
 Also a perfect 5/5 here this week on City Cast’s Chicago news quiz.

‘Have you ever had mumps? How many total mumps did you have? Did you ever have just the one mump?’ Pulitzer winner Dave Barry questions those questionnaires patients get asked to fill out at doctors’ offices.
 Your Local Epidemiologist Katelyn Jetelina on the hantavirus outbreak: “Leadership at the federal level is nowhere to be found.”

‘A love letter with teeth.’ Critic Bill Carter reviews David Letterman’s farewell visit to Colbert’s show …
 … in which they engaged in “wanton destruction of CBS property,” tossing stuff off the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater.
 Letterman closed the segment with a note to the network canceling Colbert’s show: “In the words of the great Ed Murrow, ‘Good night and good luck, motherf*****s.’”

Actor turned cop. Kevin Michael Doyle—a Carl Sandburg High School graduate who went on to a memorable role as a police officer in the Chicago-based movie The Untouchables before enlisting with the Chicago Police Department for real—is dead at 68.
 The Tribune’s Nara Schoenberg profiled him in 2001 (gift link).

Facebook’s ‘slow death’? Columnist Neil Steinberg: “Young people increasingly view Facebook as a folly of the old. I’m starting to agree with them.”
 In a fresh Chicago Public Square podcast, local journalists and a gerontologist discuss the future of local media.
 Not surprisingly, they were abuzz about the rise of—stop us if you’ve heard this one—email newsletters.
 As the Trump regime targets NPR and PBS, The Onion offers tips for supporting public broadcasting, including: “While grocery shopping, text Morning Edition to see if they need anything.”

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