‘Really, really bad’ / Ebola rising / ‘Führer Trump was furious’

‘This is … really, really bad.’ Law professor Joyce Vance says President Trump’s plan to give $1.8 billion in taxpayer money to people who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, is “corruption in plain sight.”
 Read Trump’s “settlement” with his own administration to create an “Anti-Weaponization Fund”—a scheme that Law Dork Chris Geidner calls “a cartoonishly evil, corrupt act in defiance of all ethical and democratic norms.”
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Donny phoned up Todd Blanche—the acting attorney general who is apparently under the impression that he’s still Donny’s personal lawyer—and said ‘give me money,’ and Todd was all ‘how much?’
 The Bulwark’s Andrew Egger: “Everything about the settlement fund … is deliberately structured to short-circuit all outside accountability, government oversight or judicial review.”
 Without comment—but with noteworthy timing—the Treasury Department’s top lawyer quit hours after the deal was announced.
 Stop the Presses proprietor Mark Jacob appeals to mainstream media: “Stop calling it ‘a break from norms.’ … Make sure everyone knows the president is a crook.”
 The Onion paraphrases: “I’ve gone too long without $1.2 trillion that I’d very much like to have so I can spend it on things I want. It is also possible I’ll want to have more money at a later date, and I will request it then.”
 As Trump plans to loot the treasury, the average price of gasoline in Illinois has now topped $5/gallon. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)

‘Is there a future in politics for Republicans who cross President Donald Trump?’ The AP says the signs in today’s primaries point to “No” …
 … but columnist Eric Zorn says that’s not necessarily bad news.
 Politico lists six contests to watch.

‘Masked federal agents were terrorizing our communities.’ A Chicago City Council member’s suing federal immigration agents, alleging they abused her in October.
 A Minnesota county prosecutor’s filing state charges against an ICE agent for the shooting of a Venezuelan man through the front door of his home.
 Popular Information: “Inside California’s ICE facilities: Deaths, denied care and ‘dog food.’
 A new Brookings Institution report counts more than 100,000 family separations in Trump’s deportation onslaught (another Times gift link).

Ebola rising. The World Health Organization’s director-general says the “scale and speed” of an outbreak in the Congo has him “deeply concerned.”
 Your Local Epidemiologist: “Mother Nature seems mad at us. Or … this is what happens when we dismantle public health systems.”
 PolitiFact tackles questions about the outbreak.
 Inside Medicine columnist Dr. Jeremy Faust: The CDC won’t say the “Q word.”
 Illinois is among 25 states that have filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, contending its limits on graduate students’ federal loans will exacerbate a health care workforce shortage (Washington Post gift link).

Transit crime task force. A coalition of agencies is pledging new focus on violent crimes committed on CTA buses and trains.
 Scheduled for Chicago’s lakefront tomorrow evening: An 8 1/2-mile “Ride of Silence” to mourn the lives of bicyclists killed on public roadways.
 Someone new to curse: A New York-based investment firm is in line to take over Chicago’s parking meters.

Who goes there? 404 Media reports that the FBI wants to buy access to automated license plate readers nationwide, which would help the agency “track the movements of vehicles—and by extension people—across the country without a warrant.”
 One of only a few companies likely to be able to provide that functionality? Chicago-based Motorola Solutions.

‘Führer Trump was furious at Colbert’s mocking.’ Columnist Robert Reich bids farewell to the CBS show hosted by Stephen Colbert …
 … whose week began with a “Worst of” episode—the unedited version of which has been posted online …
 … and whose Thursday finale the network says will run long.
 His longtime collaborator Jon Stewart last night closed The Daily Show with a “Moment of Zen” for Colbert.
 Adjusting to the end of federal subsidies, National Public Radio’s offering buyouts to 300 workers—although it’s apparently looking to grant only about 30.

So much for ‘climate-friendly’ style. Clothing company Everlane is reportedly selling out to Shein …
 … which the environmental newsletter Heated calls “the most-polluting fast fashion brand on Earth.”
 Trump’s EPA is proposing to repeal limits on “forever chemicals” contaminating the nation’s drinking water.

‘A very long TV episode—and just an OK one.’ The first new Star Wars movie in seven years—The Mandalorian and Grogu—is getting lukewarm reviews.
 The Hollywood Reporter:Just good enough to make you wish it were better.”
 Variety calls it “efficient.”

Bear emotions. Spotlighting a tense relationship between the two men, Gov. Pritzker says Mayor Johnson has “no plan” to keep the Bears in Chicago.
 In an interview with Chicago magazine, Pritzker insists a presidential campaign is “not something that’s occupying my psyche.”
 Cubs fans who like to piss away money gamble with DraftKings won’t be able to do it in person at Wrigley Field after this month.

‘Give those pearls a rest, Methuselah.’ Columnist Mike Gold comforts oldsters mourning the decline of cursive writing.
 Candidates for Chicago’s first fully elected school board have a week left to file the necessary signatures.

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Cruelty in the news / ‘Open your phone bill’ / Colbert’s closeout

Cruelty in the news. The Marshall Project, in partnership with The New York Times: Firing-squad executions are back.

A Chicago high school student arrested with his mother in March as they checked in for their asylum case—“We had done everything by the rules”—tells the Tribune from jail that they’ve had almost no face-to-face contact for two months.
Columnist and former U.S. Rep. Marie Newman: “When Trump saysI don’t care about anyone, taking away childcare is included.”

‘A giant white supremacist Christian nationalist Handmaid’s Tale hate party.’ That’s Wonkette columnist Evan Hurst’s summation of a National Mall rally Sunday billed as a “rededication of our country as One Nation under God”—with Donald Trump front and center.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: The organizers “have brainwashed themselves into believing that this malignant amoral pantload is God’s Own Avatar On Earth.”
Historian Heather Cox Richardson sees it as “part of the Trump administration’s attempt to use the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence to rewrite America’s history, turning it … to one that requires Americans to accept that some people are better than others.”
Former Tribune columnist Charlie Madigan: “There are lots of Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, whatever, who are not interested in being labeled ‘Christian.’ And that is … maybe the most Christian thing about the United States.”

‘The stirrings of a new Civil Rights era.’ Lawyer and columnist Robert B. Hubbell sees cause for hope in weekend protests of the Supreme Court’s blessing for states to embrace racial gerrymandering.
NOTUS: The idea of a statewide Democratic win in Iowa—once unthinkable—is now able to be thought.
Ctrl Alt-Right Delete columnist Melissa Ryan: “White Supremacy is how we got here. Fighting for a multiracial democracy is the only way out.”

‘Cassidy didn’t just lose. He got curb-stomped.’ Ex-Republican political strategist Rick Wilson dissects Republican Louisiana Sen. Bill Cassidy’s weekend distinction of becoming the first sitting Republican senator to lose a primary to a Trump-endorsed challenger …
 … an outcome that former Labor Secretary Robert Reich says exemplifies a Republican Party “with no purpose other than helping Trump achieve his lawless goals.”
CNN: Without naming Trump, Cassidy’s concession speech suggested that “he could spend the final months of his term being more of a thorn in Trump’s side.”

‘Trump’s floor is cracking.’ New Times polling on the president’s popularity (gift link) suggests that his party “is facing a big midterm problem despite recent redistricting gains.”
Law prof Joyce Vance: “We always knew that, backed into a corner, Trump would become ever more willing to damage democracy to save himself. It’s on.”
Popular Information: The president’s been publicly praising companies and buying their stock on the same day.
Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link): “Trump trades stocks while America burns.”
Salty Politics proprietor Julie Roginsky: “Trump’s final vandalization of NATO has begun.”

‘Open your phone bill right now.’ Tech columnist Kim Komando offers a step-by-step guide to finding—and requesting refunds for—extra, unauthorized charges.
Even as AT&T phases out landlines in Illinois (March link), Geekspin says they’re making “a massive comeback thanks to kids.”

‘$3.9 million to spy on federal workers.’ The American Prospect says Trump-compliant Palantir has landed a government contract to track Social Security, Agriculture and Veterans Affairs workers—ostensibly their “return to the office,” but also possibly to justify more staff cuts.
Illinois legislation that would have limited police use of facial recognition software has fizzled out in Springfield.

This stings. A pest control company rating mosquito activity in the nation’s big cities finds Chicago is indeed the second city.
Expect a cool-off beginning Wednesday.

Colbert’s closeout. Tonight marks the beginning of the final week for Stephen Colbert’s Late Show.
HBO’s John Oliver saluted Colbert last night—borrowing a line from David Letterman.
Late-night critic Bill Carter: In canceling Colbert, CBS is canceling itself (another Times gift link).
Signing off from the network’s embattled 60 Minutes, Anderson Cooper made a parting plea for the show’s independence.
The Associated Press laid off 20 journalists Friday.

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