$5,000! / Incumbent down / Rock on / Apple folds

$5,000! In what The Associated Press charitably dubs a “dubious promise” and what lawyer and columnist Robert Hubbell dubs “an act of desperation without parallel in American history,” President Trump’s pledging that much cash for every U.S. adult if Republicans keep control of the House and the Senate in November.
Columnist Heather Delaney Reese: “The president wants to buy our votes.”
Cartoonist/columnist Jan Kodner: “Wow! The words of a man who seriously believes he is bulletproof.”
In fairness, Trump did give each of three female White House aides $45,000 in cash gifts.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “It’s not normal for a president to ‘gift’ his weird stalker diaper nurse 45 grand.”
Popular Information: “Workers in the United States are earning a historically low share of the value they produce.”

‘A funeral for MAGA’s majority.’ That’s how MS NOW assesses Trump’s midterm convention in Texas.
CNN: “Trump spent about an hour and 45 minutes talking about … the kinds of things you normally try to ignore at events like this.”
Ex-Republican political strategist Rick Wilson saw “a man free-associating through his grievances like a drunk uncle reading his Facebook feed to the Thanksgiving table.”
Former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Trump is totally, utterly and completely bonkers.”
Casting doubt over his identification as a “Pennsylvania Democrat,” Sen. John Fetterman showed up in a video at the convention, praising Trump (Philadelphia Inquirer gift link).

Incumbent down. Rhode Island’s 75-year-old Democratic Gov. Dan McKee is the first U.S. governor in eight years to lose a primary …
 … in this case to Helena Foulkes, the 13-years-younger former CVS exec who led the chain’s decision to stop selling tobacco products.
In a defeat for Republicans, the U.S. Supreme Court has rejected a push to use Trump-backed congressional maps for Missouri’s November election.
In an echo of a Stephen Colbert exploit, Jimmy Kimmel’s set to interview Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico today—but, under the shadow of FCC intimidation, the segment won’t be broadcast and instead will go straight to Kimmel’s YouTube channel.

Alder out. Chicago City Council member Matt O’Shea says he won’t seek a fifth term.
He bemoans the council’s commitment to “speaking out on things that happened halfway around the world.”

Rock on. Chicago’s asking citizens to name a 50-ton boulder unearthed during O’Hare airport construction work.
Submit your suggestions here.
Columnist Eric Zorn asks some tough questions of Dave Lundy, who’s leading the push to connect O’Hare and downtown Chicago with a 15-minute bullet train ride.
The board of the Regional Transportation Authority’s successor agency—NITA, the Northern Illinois Transit Authority—meets for the first time today.

Walkout against racism. Students at one suburban high school exited class yesterday to protest the actions of some of their fellow students and a coach accused of racist behavior against another school’s athletes at a weekend cross country meet.
Faculty and staff joined the walkout, too.

‘History teachers have a responsibility.’ Ahead of tomorrow’s 25th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, New York City teachers talk to Chalkbeat about their teaching plans for the day.
On Tyranny author Timothy Snyder assesses the U.S. response to the attack: “We did not do the right thing. Instead, Americans in power did what the terrorists wanted.”
Straight Arrow News—a website coincidentally founded in 2021 by Cubs owner Joe Ricketts, who’d previously founded and then shut down Chicago’s DNAinfo after staffers moved to unionize—says photos and video show where and when Trump visited Ground Zero after the attacks of 9/11, and none of them back up his account of what happened that day.
CNN concurs.

Apple folds. The company’s unveiled its first foldable iPhone, the Duo, to early positive reviews:
Tom’s Guide: “Apple nailed it—and just put everyone else on notice.”
The Independent: “Opening and closing the device can be done thoughtlessly and without worrying, bringing none of the feeling in some other devices that every close could be the last and the hinge could fall apart.”
Gizmodo:“$2,000 is a lot of money” …
 … but CNN says the Duo “might actually be worth it.”
Apple’s also overhauling its AI agent Siri, adding the capability to listen to, rewind and recap live conversations.
Author and columnist Elaine Soloway: “My Apple devices are shaming me.”
Gov. Pritzker’s calling for congressional action to address “the threat AI poses to humanity.”

Sunrise. The confusingly named news website NOTUS—which stood not for “Not Us” but for “News of the United States”—is rebranding as The Washington Sun …
 … with a staff that has doubled in recent months, adding many former Washington Post staffers (Post gift link).

‘The Associated Press will refer to Lake Ontario by its original name.’ The AP’s not buying Trump’s name-change edict. (Neither is this newsletter.)
Cartoonist/columnist David Horsey: “In Trump’s world, everything will be called ‘America.’
Satirist Andy Borowitz: “Americans Traveling Abroad Attempt Canadian Accents.”

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‘Trumpapalooza’ / ‘South Park’ ➔ ‘South America’ / Stardate screwup

‘Trumpapalooza.’ MS NOW looks ahead to the president’s midterm convention opening today in Dallas—an event “some Republicans would rather skip.”
 Pod Save America co-host Dan Pfeiffer calls the convention “a gift to Democrats.”
 USA Today’s Chicago-based columnist Rex Huppke: “The list of speakers … reads like a who’s who of ‘Who’s to blame for all these problems?’”
 Political science professor Kristoffer Ealy: “Trumpapalooza went from $20,000 to free—and America still said no.”
 After announcing a political action committee to help Democrats win across the country, Gov. Pritzker was headed to Dallas to protest.
 Cartoonist Ann Telnaes envisions some of the swag to be had there.

A ‘crushing blow.’ That’s what author and columnist Brian Tyler Cohen says the Supreme Court has dealt Trump’s efforts to redistrict congressional maps ahead of the November elections.
 A federal court ruling has made Missouri’s congressional elections even more confusing.

Gun companies on the hook? A new bill proposed in Springfield—a U.S. first if enacted—would require firearms makers to contribute to a state fund for covering taxpayers’ and shooting victims’ expenses in cases of gun violence.
 Amid questions over the office’s professionalism in the face of recent scandals, the Illinois General Assembly’s legislative inspector is quitting.

Hanging it up. After months of pressure from Trump, the founding director of the National Museum of African American History and Culture and former Chicago History Museum boss Lonnie Bunch is quitting as leader of the Smithsonian Institution.
 Under similar pressure, the Chicago-based American Bar Association is abandoning its diversity standards for law schools (Crain’s gift link).

Small but disturbing. Investigative journalist Ken Klippenstein spotlights a change in Homeland Security’s logo.
 Former Chicago Mayor and founder of the ICE Accountability Project Lori Lightfoot says Illinois needs to decide whether the law applies to federal agents (Tribune gift link).

‘The good of a city … has to take preference over the unreasonable objections of a few people.’ A Tribune editorial (free link) has little sympathy for those protesting transformative proposals like the O’Hare Flyer express train and an Amtrak maintenance facility in Bridgeport …
 A joint investigation by the Illinois Answers Project and Chinatown Spotlight finds dozens of Chinatown residents and businesses grappling with uncertainty—and roaches and flooding—as a landlord’s empire crumbles.

We’re No. 1. A new ranking puts Chicago atop a list of Earth’s most “climate-resilient” cities …
 … but a Loyola University professor cautions Block Club that means things here will just be “less bad” than in other places.

‘I’m eating lettuce again.’ Pediatrician, immunologist and columnist Zachary Rubin shares lessons from the summer’s cyclospora outbreak.
 Nobel-winning economist Paul Krugman: Trump’s “idiotic trade war” against Canada “will hurt more than people realize.”
 An analysis by the AFL-CIO Tech Institute concludes that grocery stores’ electronic shelf price labels not only eliminate jobs but also enable “instantaneous price changes” that can squeeze shoppers even more.

‘There is no evidence any of this is true.’ Popular Information puts the lie to Trump’s fantasies about the events of 9/11.
 Journalist Brent Molnar tracks “the pathetic evolution of … Trump’s stolen valor.”
 The plainspoken Jeff Tiedrich: “Could this ginormous sack of shit please stop lying about how he was rescued at Ground Zero?”

South Park South America. Ahead of its season premiere, Comedy Central’s satiric animated show is tweaking Trump with a name change of its own …
 … and some shade for “our parent company Paramount—a Skydance Capitulation.”

Late night’s back. After a long break, Jimmy Kimmel took the stage to compare himself to Trump: “We both accomplished nothing all summer long.”
 It was Kimmel’s landmark 4,000th episode …
 … a run LateNighter breaks down by the numbers.
 Before returning to the Daily Show anchor desk, Jon Stewart joined New York’s mayor at a news conference to complain the city “buried … for 25 years” information about just how polluted the city’s air was after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
 Ahead of that anniversary, a few U.S. airports are restoring nonpassengers’ access to gate areas—to greet or bid farewell to those with tickets.

‘If you can’t put any thought into word choice or sentence structure … why should I give a shit about what you say?’ Columnist Lyz Lenz has no patience for the contention that artificial intelligence “helps piss-poor writers write.”
 Facebook parent Meta’s rolling out Muse, a new AI agent that can send your emails and book your travel (New York Times gift link) …
 … but it concedes Muse “isn’t immune to attack.”
 Apple was set today to announce a new generation of iPhones …
 … in an event to stream live on the web here at noon Chicago time.
 The Onion:Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down.”

Stardate screwup. A slip of the finger got Star Trek’s debut year wrong in yesterday’s Chicago Public Square: It was 1966.
 The Hollywood Reporter’s Rick Porter watches that first episode with fresh eyes: “It didn’t really hint at the creative leaps Star Trek would take.”
 Here’s former Tribune critic Maureen Ryan’s tribute to “an all-time classic” episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
 The Conversation on Trek’s shared legacy with NASA: By championing diversity, the show inspired generations of real space scientists.

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