‘Desperation and fury’ / Do your calls matter? / Be good, Chicago / Wordle, the TV show

‘Desperation and fury.’ The New York Times (gift link) recounts a private discussion among the nation’s top Democrats in which they weighed “an audacious and possibly far-fetched idea” for addressing a major redistricting setback.
 Law professor Joyce Vance: The Supreme Court’s decision last week “continues to make clear all the reasons we needed … a Voting Rights Act.”
 John Oliver last night on HBO explained the court’s “shadow docket,” which he says “has empowered some of Trump’s worst policies to the point it’s now become his go-to method to get his way.”
 See Oliver’s piece free on YouTube here.

‘What if we didn’t comply in advance?’ Wonkette’s Doktor Zoom (a pseudonym for senior editor Marty Kelley) cheers ABC’s decision at last “to fight back against the administration” on charges The View violated federal equal time rules.
 CNN’s Brian Stelter says ABC’s “extraordinary legal letter” accuses the FCC of threatening “to upend decades of settled law and practice and chill critical protected speech.”
 Columnist Melissa Ryan celebrates journalism watchdog Media Matters for America’s “complete and total victory” over a Trump-compliant Federal Trade Commission’s investigation into its work.

Do your calls matter? Columnist and Air Force veteran Christopher Armitage reviews the math on citizen appeals to legislators: “Form letters, petitions and automated messages are filtered out by office triage before staff ever read them. One real phone call, in the caller’s own words, outweighs hundreds of templated messages.”
 Dialing finger itchy? Here’s whom you can call … about whatever.

‘He seems to understand that he must drape himself in glory, now, because perhaps nobody will do so in the future.’ Back from a visit to Portugal, Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg compares Donald Trump to that nation’s long-ago kings.
 The A.V. Club, noting uncanny parallels between Trump’s second presidency and the TV series The Boys: “Nobody can plan to debut an episode of a satirical TV show with a golden statue of your Trump analogue being unveiled one week, only to have the man himself roll out his own 22-foot-tall gilded image just a few days later.”
 If you find yourself thinking “golden calf,” you’re not alone.
 Popular Information: “For 11 months, Trump Mobile has been collecting $100 deposits for a [gold-plated] Trump phone. No phones have shipped to customers.”
 The What Did Donald Trump Do Today? blog says Trump’s Sunday social media posts consisted of “ethnicized insults, conspiracy-laden election rhetoric, historical distortions and theatrical exaggerations designed to inflame his supporters.”
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: The president concluded with “a complete fever-swamp hallucination.”
 Democracy Docket columnist Marc Elias, whom Trump cited by name: “He called me a ‘disgusting individual’ and a ‘terrible lawyer’” even though Elias’ record “includes winning 64 out of 65 court cases in the aftermath of the 2020 election.”

‘That’s not classified, it’s a quote from you.’ Wonkette’s Evan Hurst really likes Sen. Mark Kelly’s retort to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s accusation that Kelly was “blabbing on TV” stuff from a “classified” briefing.
 LateNighter recaps Saturday Night Live’s cold open: “A Supreme Court justice, the secretary of defense and the FBI director walk into a bar …”

Be good, Chicago. As the city bids to repeat as host of the Democratic National Convention, Politico’s Shia Kapos reports that national committee members are here for a three-day visit to see how we stack up against the other 2028 finalists—Denver, Atlanta, Boston and Philadelphia (March link).
 Here’s Chicago’s video love letter to the committee.

Your tax dollars at work. Block Club: Chicago’s Environment Department, closed in 2012, is back as of this month—according to its commissioner, “fully equipped” to crack down on polluters.
 WBEZ says the Chicago School Board’s blown almost $60,000 trying to figure out who leaked stuff to journalists.

Retro Chicago. Block Club reports the city’s pinball museum is moving downtown …
 … and Navy Pier’s getting a roller rink.

 That includes 17 from the U.S.—at least one of whom has tested positive.

‘Why can’t AI just admit it doesn’t know?’ Tech reporter David Pogue: “In their quest for global domination, the last thing these AI giants want to do is publicize their own lousiness. They want to hide it.”
 Google’s paying $50 million to settle Black employees’ complaints of systemic racial discrimination.

Wordle, the TV show. It’s in the works at NBC, to be hosted by Savannah Guthrie and produced by Jimmy Fallon.
 This could be the most exciting new game show since Homonym!
 You can apply to be a contestant—on Wordle, not Homonym!here.
 In respect to his timeslot competitor, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel says he’ll air a repeat opposite Stephen Colbert’s final Late Show May 21.

Congrats to all. Here are the Chicago Headline Club’s winners of this year’s Peter Lisagor Awards.
 Chicago Public Square’s entry failed to make the cut.

Thanks. Mike Braden made this edition better. 

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‘She’s a horror show’ / ‘Gerrymandering war’ / Cities vs. Pritzker / Quizzes!

‘She’s a horror show.’ President Trump yesterday attacked an ABC News reporter who dared to ask him a critical question …
 Award-winning former radio reporter turned media critic Rob Archer: “The press is no longer off limits. At protests, journalists are being treated like everyone else in the crowd.”

 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “It’s looking more and more like the guy who lied about bone spurs and lied about hush money and lied about his dead pedo bestie and lied about how tariffs work and lied about being able to point to a camel and lied about his weight and lied about his golf scores and lied about his wealth and lied about a hurricane and lied about a pandemic and lied about his taxes and lied about a million other things has been lying to us about just how swimmingly his don’t-you-dare-call-it-a-war on Iran is going.”
 The Bulwark asks, “Has Trump considered shutting the eff up?” (Answer: No.)

‘Gerrymandering war … to preserve their stolen power.’ Noting that Tennessee Republicans’ new U.S. House map carves up a majority-Black district in Memphis, Marc Elias at Democracy Docket says this is “the week Jim Crow came back to the South.”
 In what The Washington Post (gift link) calls a “a major setback for Democrats,” a voter-approved congressional redistricting plan for Virginia went down today before that state’s Supreme Court.
 Wonkette’s Evan Hurst holds out hope that all this could “bite Republicans in the asses”—adding, “Republicans think they birthed a nation yesterday. Looks like they birthed something else instead.”
 Columnist Thom Hartmann: “While Americans were trained to fear immigrants, trans kids and each other, the billionaire class quietly extracted trillions from the middle class and captured the nation’s politics, media and courts.”
 Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week: “A guy so tangled up in the Trump business empire that he can’t see his own ass from a conflict of interest” and who “compared the phrase ‘tax the rich’ to racial slurs.”

‘Congratulations, you all are no longer charged with felonies.’ A federal judge has officially dismissed the main conspiracy charges against the “Broadview Six” immigration protesters …
 … who still face misdemeanor charges.
 And four Broadview demonstrators are suing the feds, alleging unconstitutional collection of their DNA after their arrests.

Cities vs. Pritzker. As Illinois’ governor—a potential presidential candidate—pushes a plan to expand the state’s housing supply by overriding local governments’ restrictive density regulations, the Illinois Municipal League’s pushing an alternative that would instead offer state funding as an incentive for towns to ease off.
 The Illinois Answers Project: As the Obama Presidential Center nears its opening next month, efforts to keep housing in the neighborhood affordable are falling short.
 Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Will Bunch (gift link) sees “a blow to [Pennsylvanial Gov.] Josh Shapiro’s White House dreams” as emails expose his “cozy relationship” with Amazon.

Fermata. Announcing the layoff of its seven administrative staffers, the Chicago Sinfonietta says it’s pausing artistic and educational activities at the end of this season.
 Its official statement declares a “strategic renewal period” into January 2027.

Above average. Your Chicago Public Square columnist racked up a near-perfect 7/8 score on this week’s news quiz from The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel.
 Tip: Subscribers to The Conversation’s newsletters often get an edge in these quizzes.
 Axios’ Justin Kaufmann has assembled a quiz on Illinois’ colleges and universities—with an 80% score here. (You may need to enter an email address to play.)
 And it was a modest 3/5 correct for Square on City Cast’s Chicago-centric quiz.

The files are out there. The Pentagon’s begun releasing more files on UFOs—um, “unidentified anomalous phenomena” …
 The New York Times (gift link): “The initial files are murky images that show what could be anything.”
 Meanwhile, Mark (Luke Skywalker) Hamill is on the administration’s shitlist.

Comic care. The national nonprofit Comedy Gives Back is sponsoring a new organization devoted to providing health care for Chicago comedians.
 Tribune critic Chris Jones (no paywall) raves about Second City’s new revue: “Such are the times that a performer … can start to scream on that venerable comedy theater’s stage and, within the shake of a lamb’s tail, an entire audience has joined in without prompting.”

How to save TV’s late-night shows. Second City-trained comedian Stephen Colbert last night sought answers from the experts: Kids …
 … and then he produced the show they recommended.


 Status: Two press freedom groups that hold shares in CBS parent Paramount are demanding internal records that may show the controlling Ellison family’s agreed to compromise CNN’s editorial integrity if they take over parent company Warner Bros.

‘To Tell the Truth: The Future of Local Media.’ That’s the title of a discussion your Square columnist will moderate Saturday afternoon—free tickets for which you can register in advance.
Also: Refreshments!

Thanks. Amy Parker made this edition better.

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