Most. Expensive. Judicial. Race. Ever. / Disaster’s ‘only a matter of time’ / Fools: Old

Retreat, yes. Surrender, no. Chicago Public Square will take Wednesday off to join the Chicago Independent Media Alliance retreat, “Together in Action.”
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Most. Expensive. Judicial. Race. Ever. All political eyes are on the Supreme Court contest in Wisconsin …
 … where Elon Musk’s been tossing around millions while wearing a cheesehead hat …
 … prompting a reprimand from Daily Show host Jon Stewart: “Their culture is not your costume, Musk. … Do not appropriate their dairy chapeaux.”

‘An indicator of the national landscape.’ Politico’s Shia Kapos says a handful of suburban mayoral elections today could indicate how the Trump-Musk administration’s faring among voters so far.
Ready to vote? The polls are open: Get smart first—with the Square guide to voter guides.
Delivering what he dubbed “good trouble,” New Jersey Democratic Sen. Corey Booker was, at Square’s deadline, still holding the chamber hostage with a filibuster he began at dinnertime last night to protest what he calls the “crisis” Trump and Musk have precipitated.

Not so healthy, not so much service. Layoffs of up to 10,000 employees at the U.S. Health and Human Services Department began today.
Inside Medicine takes stock of “what we’ve lost and what we are about to lose.”
Wired: Musk’s “Department of Government Efficiency” is trying to gift itself a $500 million federal building.

Disaster’s ‘only a matter of time.’ ProPublica talks to flight attendants working for the airline that has become the dominant player in a network of deportation contractors known as “ICE Air.”
Chicagoans are pressing the feds to release a man who was set to donate a kidney to his immigrant brother here.
Nieman Lab: ProPublica wanted to find more sources in the federal government. So it got a billboard truck.

Third termite. Columnist Eric Zorn explains how Donald Trump really could nab a third term as president. (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
Humorist Andy Borowitz: “Trump’s Arteries Unlikely to Serve Third Term.”

Kids’ chaos. Count the guardian of a 15-year-old boy shot during teenagers’ “takeover” of Streeterville Friday night among those favoring an earlier curfew for minors downtown.
Police say a Saturday night gathering of about 70 teens in downtown Oak Park Saturday night resulted in “no concerning incidents.”
Columnist Andy Shaw: Chicago’s The City That Works—until it doesn’t.

Wildcat call. A congressional committee is investigating Northwestern University’s legal clinics on charges they’ve used taxpayer cash to “engage in progressive-left political advocacy.”
Ohio’s governor has signed a bill aimed at stamping out diversity initiatives, banning faculty strikes and threatening academic freedom at that state’s public colleges and universities.

Sun-Times, WBEZ shakeup. Among changes in the leadership at the parent organization, Chicago Public Media, Sun-Times executive editor Jenn Kho will take over as interim editor-in-chief for both organizations—and be a candidate for the job permanently.
Here she was in 2022, interviewed in a Chicago Public Square podcast.
Chicago news veteran Jennifer Schulze appeals to MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow: Please stay on the air five nights a week beyond the end of a pledge to do it just through Trump’s first 100 days.

‘I would have been so terrifically mean.’ Comedian and Late Show writer Amber Ruffin joined Seth Meyers last night to defend(?) the White House Correspondents Association for axing her gig at their annual gala later this month.
Daring Fireball columnist John Gruber blasts the association’s president as an “obsequious bootlicker.”
Former AP White House correspondent Ron Fournier: “Dear White House Reporters: WTF?
A.V. Club: “The admin continues to undermine the WHCA wherever possible.”
Poynter’s Tom Jones on the White House usurping one of the association’s most prominent roles: “Media outlets that … Trump and his administration don’t like could be pushed to the back of the room, while those who give more favorable coverage to Trump will get prime positions.”
Worried about news media freedoms? Here are some things you can do.

‘A powerhouse celebration.’ Critic Catey Sullivan says Chicago Shakespeare Theater’s production of Sunny Afternoon “delivers a white-hot musical take on The Kinks.”
The Tribune’s Chris Jones gives it 3 1/2 stars.

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Coincidentally, each of them has guested on the Chicago Public Square podcast: Sagal in 2017 and Doctorow twice—in 2019 and last year.
Tickets are free here.

‘All hail Donald J. Trump, president of the United States, gloria mund in excelsis. I’m only sorry it took me this long.’ Check the calendar before reading Neil Steinberg’s latest.
Steinberg in 2020, as the pandemic dawned: “When this is over—assuming it ever ends—I don’t want to look back at myself yukking it up as the death toll mounts.”

Fools: Old. Updating coverage: As April Fools’ Day pranks proliferate across the world, let’s look back:
Chicago Public Square, 2022: “Guess how / Guess which / Guess what.”
Square, 2017: “Doughnuts / Doughnuts / Doughnuts.”
WXRT alumnus Ryan Arnold: This “used to be the one time a year we questioned what we read online. Now, it’s just Tuesday with slightly better branding.”

Your booth awaits / ‘Monumentally stupid’ / Who’s against more college?

Your booth awaits. Illinois’ municipal elections officially fall tomorrow, but you don’t have to wait. The Illinois Board of Elections can tell you where to vote today.
 The board says President Trump’s executive order on elections has no effect on this round of voting.
 The Chicago Public Square guide to voter guides is here to help you vote smart.

Meanwhile, in Wisconsin … The state Supreme Court has refused to stop Elon Musk from handing out million-dollar checks to sway tomorrow’s election in favor of his preferred Supreme Court conservative candidate …
 … a practice that a Tribune editorial says “should deeply concern Democrats and Republicans alike” (gift link, courtesy of Square supporters) …
 … or, in the words of Everyone Is Entitled to My Own Opinion columnist Jeff Tiedrich: “Nobody voted for you, bro—yet … you used your obscene generational wealth to buy yourself a government, and treat it like your own personal plaything.”
 Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin to Politico’s Shia Kapos: “Not since Rasputin has there been someone who’s … had such a dominating impact.”

‘He’s converting a constitutional government into a monarch’s court.’ That’s how The American Prospect’s Harold Meyerson (no relation) sees Trump’s stripping of bargaining rights from most federal workers.

‘The Social Security Administration and DOGE are gaslighting Americans.’ Popular Information: “They are trying to pretend like they were never planning to close field offices.”
 Time: How to prepare for Social Security’s new ID policy.

Ill winds. As the Midwest’s tornado season arrives like clockwork, meteorology experts tell the Trib the danger’s more acute because of Trump’s National Weather Service cuts (another gift link).
 With thousands still without power today, more rough weather was yet to come Tuesday and Wednesday.

‘Monumentally stupid.’ That’s how columnist Michael Rosenbaum sees the debate over the U.S. penny: “Yes, it costs more than a cent to mint one, but you’re not using it just once.”
 USA Today’s Rex Huppke: “You can imagine my surprise this weekend when, having just returned from buying $17,000 worth of groceries at notably non-down prices, I heard President Trump tell NBC’s Meet the Press that he ‘couldn’t care less’ if his new tariffs cause the price of foreign-made cars to go up.”

‘Don’t you dare tell them we don’t belong.’ That’s Metropolitan Water Reclamation District Commissioner Precious Brady-Davis—Cook County’s first elected Black transgender woman—speaking yesterday to almost 1,000 people at a downtown demonstration on behalf of transgender rights.

Mayor Johnson, interrupted. Speaking at a South Side church, the mayor was confronted by shouts from people who’d been close to a man shot and killed by two Chicago cops in January.
 See it at 3:50 in this video.

‘Terrifyingly easy.’ Rolling Stone reports the ACLU has obtained an Immigrations and Customs Enforcement document detailing how simple it is for the Trump administration to designate a Venezuelan immigrant as an “alien enemy.”
 Law & Chaos aims “to name and shame … the legal foot soldiers who made this era of lawlessness possible.”
 David Lurie at Public Notice: “The Supreme Court faces an existential dilemma of its own creation.”
 Invoking Shakespeare’s line, “Kill all the lawyers,” People’s Parity Project executive director* Molly Coleman writes for Slate: “Lawyers are a critical tool for upholding the rule of law and preserving democracy. … And so it is unsurprising that the first president to amass felony convictions in his post-presidency is determined to force the legal profession into subservience.”

Speaking of subservience … A.V. Club’s William Hughes calls the White House Correspondents Association’s decision to uninvite comedian Amber Ruffin from its April 26 dinner “a truly inspiring display of speaking tiny, baby-voiced mewls to power.”
 That followed Ruffin’s refusal to bend a knee: “They were like, ‘You need to be equal and make sure that you give it to both sides and blah blah blah.’ I was like, ‘There’s no way I am going to be freaking doing that, dude.”
 In what CNN’s Brian Stelter calls “the Trump administration’s latest assertion of power over the press corps,” Trump’s team is stripping the association of its power to set the White House briefing room seating chart.
 Journalism critic Margaret Sullivan: “The first sentence in a New York Times article this weekend ticked me off.”
 Journalism professor Jeff Jarvis grades The Atlantic’s coverage of that leaked Trump team Signal chat about imminent military operations in Yemen: “This is unquestionably an A+.”

Who’s against more college? Among those opposing Gov. Pritzker’s proposal to let Illinois community colleges issue four-year degrees: The state’s existing four-year universities.
 Bloomberg profiles Pritzker: “This billionaire Democrat is ready to brawl.”

Rock out. Ending a nearly 40-year run, Chicago’s Hard Rock Cafe is done.
 Management had yet to explain why—but one of its final customers suggests that “young people don’t listen to rock music anymore.”

* And your Square columnist’s daughter-in-law.

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