‘Brazen … presidential corruption’ / High-tech hijacks / ‘Chicago’s biggest waste of kilowatts’

‘Brazen … presidential corruption.’ With a searing 29-page lawsuit, two law enforcement officers who fought off Jan. 6, 2021, rioters at the Capitol aim to block President Trump’s $1.776 billion “Anti-Weaponization” slush fund to pay off insurrectionists.
 Historian Heather Cox Richardson breaks down the suit’s claims.
 The Washington Post (gift link): Trumpsters are already lining up to get their share of the booty.
 An Amherst law professor writes for The Conversation: “When a president settles his own lawsuit to create a fund for allies, fundamental questions about justice arise.”
 Republican support for the scheme is looking shaky.
 Columnist Jeff Tiedrich rips into acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s defense of the fund: “He works for a psychopath, and he wants to keep his job, so he has to look straight into the camera and humiliate himself on live television.”
 The Postal Service is considering reversing a century-old ban on the mailing of handguns.

Ballroom balk. In a rare display of spine, the Senate’s Republican leadership was poised to derail the president’s push for $1 billion in funding for his East Wing rebuild.
 Salty Politics columnist Julie Roginsky: The slush fund and the ballroom/fortress project “are the same story.”

Your tax dollars at work. The City Council’s OK’d a $54.7 million incentive for a project to redevelop all that empty parking-lot land around the United Center.
 In a repudiation of Mayor Johnson, the council’s delaying for at least two years an increase in the subminimum $12.62/hour wage for tipped restaurant workers.
 Home-shopping around Chicago? Thousands of listings have dropped off Zillow and Trulia searches.

High-tech hijacks. Would-be Twitter successor Bluesky—backed by Clemson University researchers—says Russia’s been co-opting real users’ accounts to post propaganda (New York Times gift link).
 The Federal Trade Commission’s sent warning letters to websites that let users “nudify” photos of clothed individuals.
 Tech columnist Kim Komando warns: “Stuff you discuss with your AI chatbot can become evidence in a lawsuit. … You typed it. The company stores it. A lawyer may ask for it. And boom, there goes your little chatbot confidante.”

No escape. The watchdog group Environment Illinois tested water samples from 31 sites along Illinois waterways and found microplastic pollution in all of them.
 The Environmental Protection Agency’s sending Illinois $300 million to track and replace lead pipes delivering drinking water across the state.
 Remember when McDonald’s pledged to cut pollution from its supply chain? Thanks in part to Trump’s Iran war, not so fast.
 Popular Information: By at least one gauge, the war’s cost U.S. residents an extra $43.6 billion on fuel so far.

‘You’re the first guy in America who’s lost his show because we got a president who can’t take a joke.’ Appearing on Stephen Colbert’s penultimate episode of CBS’ Late Night, Bruce Springsteen told Colbert that Trump and his enablers “got no idea what the freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about” …
 Columnist Andy Borowitz predicts “Trump will lose his war on laughter.”
 Variety: Sounding “national security alarms,” Senate Democrats are imploring the FCC to conduct a “rigorous” review of the foreign cash involved in CBS parent Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros.
 Jimmy Kimmel on ABC: After Colbert’s finale tonight, never watch CBS again.
 As of this morning, what will happen on that show remained a secret.
 Author and Chicago-born journalist Jonathan Alter, whose wife worked with Colbert at The Colbert Report and The Late Show, says “the people who have worked with him on both shows deserve more credit.”
 The Tribune’s Paul Sullivan flashes back to a chat with Colbert at Wrigley Field during the Cubs’ 2016 championship run …
 … when Colbert broadcast a bit you can revisit here.

‘Chicago’s biggest waste of kilowatts.’ Columnist Eric Zorn (himself a contributor to rival WGN Radio), noting WLS-AM’s dismissal of program director (and WGN alumnus) Stephanie Tichenor: WLS “has become an increasingly irrelevant outlet for syndicated right-wing talk”—with just one local show daily.
 Poynter’s Tom Jones says Fox News founder Rupert Murdoch son James’ takeover of Vox Media—including New York magazine, The Cut, Vulture and Curbed—feels “somewhat promising for journalism.”
 Columnist Stuart Brotman for Editor & Publisher: “At a time when free expression is under fire from multiple directions … the federal judiciary is having its finest First Amendment hour.”
 Columnist and ProPublica cofounder Dick Tofel: While “The Washington Post has had its editorial voice rendered at once only semi-coherent and totally ineffective,” we owe The New York Timesfor keeping the journalistic faith.”

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‘Obscene’ / ‘Everyone thinks Trump won last night. They’re wrong.’ / Comcast may owe you $50

‘Obscene.’ That’s Maryland Democratic Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s assessment of the Trump administration’s proposed $1.776 billion fund to pay individuals who believe they were targeted politically—for, among other things, the Jan. 6, 2021, riot …
 … part of a plan that would also leave the government “FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED” from subjecting Trump, his family and his businesses to tax audits, back taxes and tax penalties.
Update, 10:18 a.m.: Jan. 6 police officers are suing to block the scheme.
Talking Points Memo: “Trump’s blatantly corrupt slush fund” has forced his acolytes, including acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, “to sorta publicly eat shit.”
Wonkette’s Evan Hurst: “Todd was lying to Congress.”
Blanche suggested the initiative could mean cash for anyone ever prosecuted for assaulting law enforcers.
The Washington Post (gift link): Trump “will have ultimate authority over appointing a five-member panel deciding how much to dole out and to whom.”
Historian Heather Cox Richardson: “The insistence of Trump cronies that the Department of Justice and federal judges ‘weaponized’ the law against them … is another example of regime officials blaming others for what they, themselves, are doing.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
Chicago-born journalist Terry Moran—fired from ABC after a tweet critical of Trump—calls it plunder: “They are not hiding it. They are not ashamed of it. They want us to … accommodate ourselves to the new order of things.”
Former AP D.C. bureau chief Ron Fournier calls it “the latest step toward institutionalizing corruption for all future presidents. Where is MAGA’s outrage?

‘FAJITA: Forget About Jurisprudence If Trump’s Around.’ Borowitz Report satirist Carlos Greaves adds more acronyms to Trumpwatchers’ vocabulary.
Columnist Jeff Tiedrich analyzes the president’s “hastily-thrown-together, unscheduled presser” to “listen to him blither incoherently about the construction of his beloved Epstein Dance Hall.”

‘Everyone thinks Trump won last night. They’re wrong.’ Pod Save America cohost Dan Pfeiffer says the president’s run of Republican primary successes is stacking November’s ballots with candidates unable “to show some independence from the deeply unpopular president.”
A Senate Republican operative tells Politico: “Those so-called victories … are just a mirage. They are self-owns.”
Democratic strategist David Axelrod says Republicans “can’t live in the Republican Party without Donald Trump, and they can’t live outside of the Republican Party with Donald Trump because he’s an epically unpopular president.”
The AP: Results from Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Oregon and Pennsylvania leave no doubt about Trump’s sway over the party.
With the support of a Republican that Trump successfully campaigned against, the Senate voted last night to advance a measure curbing the president’s war on Iran.

‘Being formed by Christians does not a Christian nation make.’ Columnist Neil Steinberg says those who organized Sunday’s America-is-Christian rally in D.C. “are the same people who … claim to feel bad if minor details like slavery or labor strife or mass immigration manage to nudge themselves into a textbook.”
The FBI says two teens who shot and killed three people at a California mosque—before killing themselves—met and shared racist tropes online.

An ‘ugly’ turn. Politico’s Shia Kapos maps the political battle brewing in the unfolding campaigns for Chicago’s first fully elected school board.
Block Club: A shortage of Chicago Public Library drivers has slowed the delivery of books from one branch to another.

‘Intelligent search box.’ Google’s unveiled what it calls its biggest search upgrade in a quarter century: A visit to Google.com activates a box that’ll expand to accommodate longer, conversational queries and help users compose ’em.
The Neuron: AI agent Gemini “is becoming the layer underneath the apps people already use.”
CNN’s Lisa Eadicicco: “Google wants to help you google less.”
A.V. Club: “It’s time to google Google replacement.”
In the spotlight at this week’s National Restaurant Association show in Chicago: Robots that make sushi and mix drinks.

Comcast/Xfinity may owe you $50—or more. The company’s notifying customers whose personal information was breached in October 2023 that they can claim cash under a class action settlement.
Scour your email for the plaintiff’s name, Hasson.
Tech columnist Kim Komando: Returning too many purchases can get you banned from Amazon.

‘Did I violate news ethics?’ Chicago news veteran—and former Better Government Association chief—Andy Shaw says he’s “feeling a bit guilty” about giving a pass to the late Billy Goat Tavern owner Sam Sianis in a 2004 scandal.
The owner of Gene & Georgetti’s restaurant accuses Midway Airport’s concessions overseer of abusing its name and compromising its reputation.

‘You’re gonna enjoy watching Matlock in this motherfucker.’ Jon Stewart last night gifted the soon-to-be canceled Stephen Colbert with … a recliner.
Colbert’s guests for this evening’s penultimate episode include Bruce Springsteen.
A Penn State literature professor declares Colbert “one of the most important satirists in American history.”
Rupert Murdoch’s more progressive son is buying half of Vox Media, parent to New York magazine.

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