Chicago Public Square will return in force Monday.
■ Until then, get breaking news and commentary via the (free!) Square Bluesky account, which has been busybusybusy posting links to, among so much more …
■ … a new TrumPoem from Pulitzer winner Mary Schmich (“You think you’re breaking up with me? / You think I’ll cry boo hoo? / Well, you are not the one in charge! / I’m breaking up with you!”) …
■ … Pulitzer winner Jack Ohman’s recap of their broken bromance …
■ But, for now: It’s news quiz time—as past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel tests your knowledge of drones, hockey pucks, backyard mammals, soaked smartphones and more.
■ Can you top your Square columnist’s middlin’ 75% score?
■ Bonus: City Cast’s Chicago-only news quiz, on which Square performed perfectly.
■ Columnist Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week? Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst.
Crossed lines. Wednesday’s Square confused Chicago’s Lifeline and Timeline Theatres. Thanks to the many—many—readers who took the time to set things straight …
■ … and apologies to critic Catey Sullivan.
See you back here Monday.