Rain, rain / ‘White women need to step up’ / Turn Reich here / Quiz

 Naperville’s Centennial Beach was closed after the death of a man pulled from the water.
 Thirty years after Chicago’s historic, deadly heat wave, Northwestern University officials offer 30 recommendations to avert future such tragedies.
 The Tribune’s Christopher Borrelli (gift link): The 739 Chicagoans who died of heat that summer—many elderly, many people of color—were forgotten for years.

Disastrous delays. CNN: Federal Emergency Management Agency efforts to help Texans dealing with monstrous floodwaters ran almost instantly into Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bureaucratic obstacles.
 Meanwhile, The Daily Beast reports, Noem found time Sunday to ask her Instagram followers which image they preferred for her official portrait as South Dakota’s former governor.
 Climate journalist Emily Sanders: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says megafloods are “just part of nature”—but the fossil fuel industry disagrees.

‘White women need to step up.’ Recounting her confrontation with “a group of large, burly men in camouflage shirts, masks covering their faces, and dark grey baseball caps huddled in front of a business,” columnist and former Illinois Rep. Marie Newman calls for more “white women to … start getting in between DHS officers and the people they are terrorizing.”
 Wired: Homeland Security is telling cops “to treat even skateboarding and livestreaming as signs of violent intent during a protest, turning everyday behavior into a pretext for police action.” (Cartoon: Jack Ohman.)
 A federal judge has blocked President Trump’s attempt to deny citizenship to some babies born in the U.S.
 Lawyer Robert Hubbell: “Federal judges continue to meet the moment.”
 Law Dork Chris Geidner: “Evidence challenging the Trump admin’s immigration moves is now out in the open.”
 Law professor Joyce Vance recaps a day of legal ping-pong.

‘Man Afraid to Ride Subway Named Head of NASA.’ Rolling Stone has the story.
 Columnist and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich on the “twisted people” with which Trump’s surrounded himself: “The good news is they will all but ensure that he will overplay his hand. The bad is that, by then, they may have demolished much that is good about this country.”

State of disruption. The U.S. State Department’s firing more than 1,300 workers.

‘Here we go again.’A hundred years after the Scopes trial over the teaching of evolution—in which Chicago’s Clarence Darrow battled religious forces that would dictate public education—Sun-Times columnist Neil Steinberg says the fight continues.
 Politico’s Shia Kapos: Two years after Illinois ended a tax-credit program to fund scholarships for kids attending private schools, Trump’s signed a law launching a similar federal program in 2027.

Travel mindfully. Axios: Summer vacations stand to fuel measles’ surge.
 Columnist and former Tribune editor James O’Shea: “Republicans used President Trump's ‘Big, Beautiful’ tax law as cover for their true long-time goal: Killing government-funded healthcare.”
 The American Prospect: Republicans’ budget bill “cuts food assistance benefits to households that pay for internet access.”

Turn Reich here. Elon Musk says his AI chatbot Grok—you know, the one that has praised Adolf Hitler, ranted against Jews and called itself “MechaHitler”—is coming within days to his Tesla vehicles.
 Musk is columnist Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week.
 The Neuron: You now can buy a tiny, open-sourced, AI-programmed desktop robot for $299.
 See it in action here.

Stuck on Chicago. Cartoonist Chris Ware—former Oak Parker, now a resident of Riverside—has co-designed a sheet of 20 stamps to mark the U.S. Postal Service’s 250th anniversary …
 … and they have a distinctly Chicago-area feel.
 You can order them here.

Rip in peace. Ex-Cubs manager Lee Elia, famous for an expletive-filled 1983 rant against unsupportive fans, is dead at 87.
 Two years ago, The Sporting News broke down his commentary line-by-line, concluding he wasn’t wrong about a lot.
 Hear for yourself in all its unedited glory.

Leo’s home. The house in which the pope grew up is now owned by the village of Dolton.
 Chicago’s long-hyped—but also stalled—Lincoln Yards development is shrinking: A developer plans to buy the northern half to turn it into a modest residential community.

‘Is that really Marco Rubio on the phone? What is Grok talking about? And is food saltier at the South Pole?’ The Conversation’s quizmaster, past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel, has assembled a fresh test of your news chops.
 To top your Chicago Public Square columnist’s score, you’ll need to get at least 7 of 8 right.

‘Cigarettes: Except for causing cancer, they’re pretty great!’ Columnist Dave Barry mocks The New York Times for a story celebrating a despicable addiction’s rise into—this is an actual quote from the Times—“the upper echelon of culture.”
 Press Watch columnist Dan Froomkin: “Washington Post Publisher Seeks to Crush Newsroom Dissent.”
 The lone Democrat left on the Federal Communications Commission calls CBS’ decision to pay Trump $16 million “chilling.”

Battle creak. Nutella maker Ferrero Group is buying WK Kellogg …
 … putting Frosted Flakes and Special K under the same roof as Nerds.

‘Gestapo-style intimidation’ / Thanks, global warming / Beatle incoming

‘Gestapo-style intimidation.’ Elected Chicago officials and other concerned citizens assembled at Humboldt Park’s National Museum of Puerto Rican Arts & Culture yesterday to condemn federal agents’ surprise visit Tuesday afternoon.
 Block Club reports that, “while one agent was let in to use the bathroom, officers outside were overheard [saying] they were there to assess entry and exit points for upcoming festivals. (Surveillance video screenshot: Provided.)
 It all escalates tension ahead of upcoming Chicago cultural festivals.
 Politico’s Shia Kapos: “Get used to the uproar: President Donald Trump’s megabill includes $170 billion for border and immigration enforcement, which means Illinois will remain in the feds’ sights.”
 Add Chicago to the list of cities suing Donald Trump’s administration over its threats to strip federal funding from cities that have placed limits on local cooperation with federal deportation efforts.

‘Incredible.’ That’s how a National Weather Service meteorologist describes the Tuesday night downpour that flooded Chicago’s Near West Side.
 The neighborhood within five blocks on of the United Center got five inches in about an hour-and-a-half …
 … while Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports got just .05 inches all night.
 The AP sees a decade of missed opportunities: Texas couldn’t find $1 million for a flood warning system near kids’ camps.
 Newswatcher Jennifer Schulze: “News outlets are doing an exemplary job” piecing together what happened in that deadly Texas rainfall.
 Economist Paul Krugman: “Should we politicize the Texas flood? Absolutely.”
 Columnist Eric Zorn: Trump was right to stay away from Texas as rescue and recovery efforts were in full swing.

Thanks, global warming. Extreme weather events are getting the blame for a 27.2% increase in some Illinois homeowners’ insurance rates next month (Tribune gift link, courtesy of Chicago Public Square supporters like you).
 Environmental journalist Bill McKibben in The New Yorker (paywalled, sadly): “The sun is having a moment. In the past two years, without much notice, solar power has begun to truly transform the world’s energy system.”

The ghost haunting Trump. Politico says conspiracy theories surrounding the prison death of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein have handed Elon Musk a weapon he’s now “gleefully and expertly wielding” against the president.
 While Trump’s administration drags its feet on revealing what it knows about Epstein’s “industrial scale abuse enterprise,” investigative journalist Ken Klippenstein reports, an FBI review confirms he “harmed over one thousand victims.”
 Author Michael Wolff tells The Daily Beast that, hours before he was found dead in his cell, ostensibly by hanging, Epstein texted Wolff that he was “still hanging around.”
 Satirist Andy Borowitz: “Attorney General Pam Bondi told reporters … the so-called Epstein List is ‘as non-existent as President Trump’s healthcare plan.’”
 Gizmodo: The Epstein fiasco “gives Elon the perfect fuel to burn his former pal.”
 Columnist and former Labor Secretary Robert Reich: The real purpose of Musk’s call for a new political party is “the total annihilation of American democracy.”

American exceptionalism. Columnist Jeff Tiedrich on Trump’s cluelessness as he met with African leaders: “What a fucking embarrassment.”
 Zeteo asked Republican senators if they knew how many Americans Israel has killed since Oct. 7. “None of them did.”

MAHA-ha-hah. The AP: The products of a company that “Make America Healthy Again” Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. praised for sending taxpayer-funded meals “without additives” to the homes of sick or elderly Americans are in fact “the type of heat-and-eat, ultraprocessed foods that Kennedy routinely criticizes.”
 The un-bylined Closer to the Edge column: “This is what happens when wellness grifters get power.”

Wildlife watch.
 Conditions this year have been good for Chicago’s firefly population.

Freed from the paywall. If Status’ registration rigamarole kept you from reading the most-tapped article in yesterday’s Chicago Public Square—about looming corporate threats to Stephen Colbert’s Late Show and Jon Stewart’s Daily Show—good news: LateNighter’s recapped it, no charge.
 The Chicago Tribune Guild says the paper’s buyout offer for journalists has drawn no known takers.
 CNN’s Brian Stelter: A new report details “severe shortages” in local news across the country …
 … including at least one Illinois county with less than one “Local Journalist Equivalent.”

Beatle incoming. Paul McCartney’s first North American tour since 2022 is scheduled to wind up with a couple of nights in Chicago.
 Radio nostalgia: 1970s Chicago rock-jock legends Bob Sirott and John Records Landecker reunite, taking listener questions via call or text, for an hour tonight on WGN Radio.

Thanks. Mike Braden and Barry Koehler made this edition better.

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