Thanks, Pope / Plane old grift / Want a school? / Roll call!

Thanks, Pope. In his first address to the media since his ascension, Pope Leo XIV has called for the release of journalists imprisoned around the world.
 The Intercept: Journalism students studying in a Columbia University library were suspended for a protest they took no part in.
 Columbia journalism prof Margaret Sullivan: “Last time I checked, journalism is not a crime or a disciplinary offense.”
 The New Yorker’s out with a comprehensive look at The Washington Post’s challenges under Jeff Bezos’ ownership and Trump’s presidency.
 Noah Berlatsky at Public Notice: Leo’s selection is the “latest sign that the world rejects Trumpism.”
 The Sun-Times’ Neil Steinberg: “I’m hoping he … reminds a world still coming to grips with Donald Trump 2.0, that the United States also turns out guys named Robert Francis Prevost. … He has his work cut out for him.”

‘It won’t be sold and it won’t be rented out.’ The pope’s childhood home in Dolton is no longer on the market, as the present owner faces a tough decision about what’s next.
 His Hyde Park alma mater, the Catholic Theological Union, is bracing for a bunch of applications.
 Harold Meyerson (no relation) at The American Prospect: “The new pope’s Catholicism appears Christian—and even social—democratic.”
 LateNighter: John Oliver bookended HBO’s Last Week Tonight —which focused mainly on an exposé of the Alliance Defending Freedom, a conservative “Christian rights” organization behind decades of anti-gay legislation—with nods to the new pope and Chicago.
 Want to tour the Chicago-area places in Leo’s life? Block Club has a checklist …
 … and a rundown of Chicago businesses cashing in on popemania.
 Of course: Now there are Leo bobbleheads.

Plane old grift. Columnist Dan Pfeiffer says Qatar’s “gift” to Trump of a luxurious jumbo Boeing 747-8 jet is “a bribe—pure and simple.”
 Columnist and former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich: “Trump just can’t resist.”
 Tech policy strategist Nicole Schneidman warns that, “for the first time in American history, the federal government appears to be assembling a single, unified database on all its citizens … a ‘panopticon.’”
 Inside Medicine columnist Jeremy Faust takes a stab at tallying the lives lost to the Trump administration’s draconian cuts.

‘Guess we’re nearing the suspend habeas corpus and arrest members of Congress stages of fascism now.’ Wonkette’s Marcie Jones reviews the weekend in Trumpworld.
 Contrarian editor Jen Rubin: “Trump and his henchmen lash out when they lose … and then they start arresting people.”
 Lawyer Robert Hubbell takes a stab at answering a common question from his readers: “How does Trump get away with it?

‘A brazen, unprecedented power grab with no legal basis.’ In a potentially illegal move, Trump’s fired the top U.S. copyright official …
 Press Gazette: How Google forced publishers to allow AI summaries of their content.

‘Trump administration cuts to university funding … erode hope for every family facing a devastating diagnosis.’ A retired oncologist writes for HuffPost that everyone counting on science to save lives should fear the future being written at the White House.
 A University of Chicago Institute of Politics fellow writing for the Tribune (gift link, courtesy of Chicago Public Square supporters) says we oughtta learn from HBO’s series The Last of Us:We’re not ready for the next outbreak.”

Want a school? Chalkbeat Chicago surveys Chicago’s long-abandoned city schools—empty for a dozen years and still up for sale.
 A New York City teacher shares a firsthand account: “My school banned phones for the year. Here’s what happened.”

Not a surprise to Chicago Public Square readers. The Hollywood Reporter:Cecily Strong makes surprise return as Jeanine Pirro to ‘lay down the law’ on SNL.”
 One cast member was injured mid-show, appearing with a crutch as the credits rolled.
 The Tribune’s Christopher Borrelli profiles Jim Downey, “the Joliet guy who had the secret sauce to transform 50 years of SNL.” (Another gift link.)

Square mailbag. Reader Michael Rosenbaum wrote about Friday’s Square: “Hate to see Brandon Johnson getting credit for Shermann Thomas’s tagline about everything dope about America coming from Chicago. I even have the T-shirt. … BTW, if you ever have an interest, the bus tours are very informative.”
 Rosenbaum added: “I see I am not on your wall of fame, so I want a refund for the past three years, plus interest and penalties. And a cookie, ’cuz I’m hungry.” But he backed off the refund—and cookie—demand, which is why he leads off today’s …

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One of our guys made it / ‘The pact is backfiring’ / Quiz!

One of our guys made it.* The new Pope Leo XIV—the first American U.S. pope—was born Robert Prevost in Chicago in 1955 and grew up in Dolton.
 The New York Times (gift link, courtesy of Chicago Public Square supporters): Leo is descended in part from Creole people of color in New Orleans.
 Illinois records show he’s registered to vote in New Lenox—and cast ballots as a Republican voted in Republican primaries in 2012, 2014 and 2016, although sources tell CNN he voted Democratic in 2008 and 2010.
 Contrary to some early reports, his brother says he was always a White Sox fan.
 He’ll be formally installed May 18.
 His choice of name is a deliberate reference to, in the words of a Vatican spokesperson, “men, women, their work and workers in an age of artificial intelligence.”
 A Tribune editorial: “God bless you, Pope Leo XIV. Come home soon.”
 Fellow South Sider Catholic and former Sun-Times opinion editor Tom McNamee: “If Pope Leo XIV comes through, I, for one, will be thanking some long-forgotten nuns from St. Mary of the Assumption Church in Chicago.”
 Block Club: “Within minutes of the announcement, Chicagoans had Photoshopped the new pope holding an Italian beef sandwich and made at least 50 Malört jokes.”
 Mayor Johnson posts: “Everything dope, including the pope, comes from Chicago!”

But … Much of his career’s been spent in Peru.
 In his first public remarks as pope, he said not a word in English …
 … prompting a reprimand from The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic: “How dare you? If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for the pope” …
 … and this from Stephen Colbert: “Hey, I’m an American! I shouldn’t have to press 2 for Pope.”
 The Sun-Times reports that the new pope’s religious order’s “still mired in secrecy over child sex abuse.”
 In 2012, in contrast with his predecessor’s papacy, he complained about “beliefs and practices that are at odds with the Gospel—for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia.”
 Catholic columnist and lawyer Robert B. Hubbell sees an American pope as “a sign of hope.”
 The new pope has mixed it up with President Trump and Vice President Vance on social media.
 USA Today’s Rex Huppke: “Is Pope Leo XIV a ‘WOKE MARXIST POPE’? He is if you’re a Trump supporter.”

‘The pact is backfiring.’ The Wall Street Journal reports (another gift link) that a venerable New York law firm that cut a deal with Trump is bleeding lawyers.
 Former Supreme Court Justice David Souter—a Republican who became a liberal favorite—is dead at 85.
 Trump’s backup choice for D.C. U.S. attorney is Fox News host Jeanine Pirro …
 … who Wonkette’s Evan Hurst suggests sarcastically could be Trump’s “funniest and best appointment ever.”
 Paging Oak Park-raised Saturday Night Live alumnus Cecily Strong.

Blown away. The Trump administration’s killing a database tracking the costs of extreme weather fueled by climate change.
 An Illinois company that has made paper straws has seen business plummet as Trump has championed plastic.
 Lyz Lenz’s Dingus of the Week: Trump’s pick for surgeon general.

‘I see the mother, a young woman in a green shirt, wailing, crying, held on either side by menacing white men in tactical vests, black neck warmers pulled over their noses in the style du jour for our secret police forces.’ Massachusetts reporter Bill Shaner witnessed “a federal kidnapping” by ICE agents.
 Wired: U.S. Customs and Border Protection has quietly revoked protections for pregnant women and infants.
 Columnist Neil Steinberg: “A shame we can’t have a program where young, energetic people are encouraged to come to Illinois, get jobs and raise their families. Oh wait, we do. … Unless we let the feds pluck them off the street and ship them to a hellhole in El Salvador for the crime of being here.”

‘Moms, ytterbium, ballistics and Warren Buffett’s brain. (Plus a bonus Q about the new pope!)’ That’s the table past Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions winner Fritz Holznagel’s set for you with this week’s news quiz …
 … on which your Chicago Public Square columnist scored a decent 7/9 correct.

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